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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."
genuinely i think a big problem with science education is we spend too much time in high school telling students DNA is like, the Magical Essence of an Organism.
dna is mostly just instructions for building proteins, and not very persuasive ones at that. it sits in the nucleus of the cell, and what happens after RNA transcription isn't any of its business. this is a good thing! it means we can override it sometimes when we need to (and when we know how). but a lot of rhetoric around DNA (and therefore gender and sex and morphological freedom in general) treats it like this Platonic sorcery that must be obeyed, lest we incur the wrath of the gods. and it's nothing so special!
BFCD Celebrates Magical Black Girls
A couple of things happened that led to me making this list. The first was this post, which probably will annoy me for the rest of time, whenever I recall it. The other reason was @creatingblackcharacters presented a theme of Black Girl Magic May. BFCD loves a theme! (There often isn't enough content ON Tumblr to go very far with them, but we love to have them, when we can. So, in participating with cbc's Black Girl Magic May, I went through the blog to try to gather up all the magical Black girls featured here!
For context: I am going with the concept of magical girls and listing the Black and/or Black coded ones. I am not mentioning every Black character who has magic, and I am not listing nonmagical Black Girl Magic (shoutout to CaShawn Thompson!! If you don't know her, that's interesting to me. She used to be on here, we were cool. LOOK HER UP!)
With that being said, shoutout to CBC for the prompt, CaShawn for the energy, and creators for the characters. This is
BFCD Masterlist: Black Magical Girls Edition
Adorned by Chi: Adaeze Adichie, Chigozie "Gogo" Okafor, Kelechi | Aisha Winx | Alchemical Water (Undine Wells) Sleepless Domain | Alex MGFS | Alice Kingston | Amari Olúborà | Amari Peters | Amethyst Heart | Annette | Antiope Jones | Audrey Rose
Binti (Binti Ekeopara Zuzu Dambu Kaipka of Namib) I'm sorry, I love her name so much. | Bree Matthews | Briseis Greene
ChiChi of Nimm
Diamond Heart
Electric Rose
Fallon | Frankie Williams | Frida
Goo
Hazel Flood
Iris | Iyanu | Izira
Jordan Hennessy
Karina | Kat Elliot (Katherine Koniqua Elliot) Negro Names, they could never make me hate you.
Libra Zodiac Starforce (Lily Parker) | Luna Hex | Luz Noceda
Maya Abeola
Neoma Cruz | Netossa
Princess Love Pon
Rene Garcia
Sam Butler | Sam Nightingale | Serwa Boateng | Sierra Santiago | Skara | Soleil Le Claire | Sparkle Cadet | Star Guardian | Sunny Nwazue | Suvirin "Suvi" Kedberiket (The Wizard, Sky)
Talia | Taranee Cook
Uma | Urie
Voya Thomas
ZĂŠlie AdebolaÂ
The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.
This shit's giving me ASMR and I don't even have the sound on...
I cannot stress enough how much you need the sound for this one

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very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.
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The headquarters is going to Utah. Every regional office is being shuttered. The research program is being destroyed.
âMore than fifty research and development facilities across thirty-one states. Gone. Consolidated into a single location in Fort Collins, Colorado. And âconsolidatedâ is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence, because what it actually means is that decades of place-based, long-term ecological researchâthe kind that literally cannot exist anywhere else because it depends on specific forests, specific watersheds, specific ecosystems studied over generationsâwill be snuffed out.
You cannot move a thirty-year watershed study. You cannot relocate a decades-long old-growth monitoring program. You cannot box up a forest and ship it to Colorado. When these facilities close, the experiments die. The datasets end. The partnerships with universities that took generations to build collapse. And the institutional knowledge of the scientists who ran those programs walks out the door, because the administration damn well knows most of them wonât follow a forced relocation to a single consolidated office that has nothing to do with the ecosystems theyâve spent their careers studying.â
Nine regional offices. 57 research labs. 193 million acres. An interactive map of what was lost.
Call your senators. Both of them. Tell them the Forest Service reorganization is proceeding without the congressional approval required by Section 716 of the Agriculture Appropriations Act and Section 421 of the Interior Appropriations Act. Use those numbers. Say them out loud. Staffers write down what they donât recognize, and these are the provisions their bosses voted for.
If your senator is a Republican, the question is simple: you voted for a law that requires USDA to get committee approval before reorganizing or relocating any office. USDA didnât get that approval. Their own lawyers declared your law unconstitutional. What are you going to do about it?
If your senator is a Democrat, the question is just as simple: the legal basis for stopping this already exists. Where are the subpoenas? Where are the hearings? Why is USDAâs general counsel allowed to declare a duly enacted law unconstitutional by internal memo and face no consequences?
Make them answer. Make their staff write it down. Call back next week and ask what happened.
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5 Calls
MADOKA - âIâm thinking Iâll order a beef udon bowl, since Sayaka-chan told me that they make those really good here. What about you, Homura-chan?â
CONSERVATION OF ENERGY - Food needs can be met with an expenditure of 1.23% of total magic. Proceed?
GRIEF SYNDROME [Trivial: Success] - MAGICAL GIRLS THAT IGNORE FOOD ARE OFTEN MORE PRONE TO GRIEF ACCUMULATION. MY ARMS WILL ALWAYS BE WAITING FOR YOU, HOMURA, BUT ITâS IMPORTANT TO BE HAPPY UNTIL THAT DAY. BESIDES, MADOKA WANTS TO EAT WITH YOU. DISAPPOINTING HER WILL FILL YOUR SOUL GEM WITH A HALF A GRIEF SEED WORTH OF DESPAIR.
TEA WITH MAMI-SAN [Legendary: Success] - Sayaka says the beef bowl is good? Maybe go for that. She knows Madokaâs tastes better than anyone â and if Madoka likes something, you will certainly like it too.
âI will have the same as you, Madoka.â
âIâm not feeling very hungry.â
[CALL AND RESPONSE - Medium 10] Come up with an order on your own
CALL AND RESPONSE - [Medium: Failure] - Youâve eaten here before, youâre pretty sure. Was it Loop 32⌠no, Loop 12..? No, wait, it was on the first Friday of Loop 68. No⌠thatâs not right. Youâve never eaten here before. In a stunning display of incompetence, you have taken Madoka on a date to a restaurant that you have never experienced before.
THE ANGEL - Itâs okay, Homura-chan! I donât mind if you havenât eaten here before. Remember what real me said, Sayaka thinks this place is good! And even if itâs not perfect, thatâs okay, just spending time with you makes me happy.
THE CRAVEN MASSES - Sayaka has raised her blade against Madoka 16 times before. You should leave this restaurant and kill her. It would only take-
FALLING SAND [Trivial: Success] - 1528 seconds on average.
CONSERVATION OF ENERGY - It can be cut down to 1243 seconds with an expenditure of 2.7% of total magic pool.
THE CRAVEN MASSES - Exactly. Do it in front of her family and make it bloody. Kyoko would likely try and stop you, but even she isnât immune to bullets. And if Mami comes for revenge, well, you know the exact words you could say that would destroy her, donât you?
THE ANGEL - A-Ah, I think thatâs a bit of an extreme reaction, Homura-chan!
HUMAN SHELL - Your heart rate is increasing. Stop that. You have absolute control over your flesh. Act like it.
MOE INSTINCT - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT ARE WE GOING TO ORDER MADOKA IS GOING TO LAUGH AT US
WITCHâS NIGHT - Is⌠is this a trap? Walpurgis may be defeated, but you know that the stage witch never truly ceases its show. Perhaps this restaurant is a part of the stage?
MADOKA - âUm, are you okay, Homura-chan?â
MOE INSTINCT - OH GOD SHE HATES US
âIâm going to kill myself.â
âIâm so sorry. Would killing myself make you feel more comfortable?â
Isnât there anything else you can say?
YOU - Isnât there anything else you can say?
THE DEVIL - Come on, Homura. Itâs high time you do it. Really, this is just another in the long, long chain of failures that make up your life. The only way to fix it is to kill yourself.
CLOCKWORK PRECISION - Target: Located on right ring finger. Target is not moving. Chance to hit: High. Plan: Retrieve pistol. Aim pistol at ring. Pull trigger.
THE ANGEL - Oh my god, please do not do that!
"I am going to kill myself."
"I'm so sorry, I'll kill myself if it makes you feel better."
"I'm so sorry. Should I kill myself?"
There. There has to be better options than this.
YOU - There. There has to be better options than this.
MOE INSTINCT - I CANâT TAKE IT ANY MORE. THE ONLY RECOURSE IS IMMEDIATE SUICIDE. THATâS THE ONLY WAY MADOKA WILL LOVE YOU AGAIN.
"I am going to kill myself."
"I'm so sorry, I'll kill myself if it makes you feel better."
"I'm so sorry. Should I kill myself?"
YOU - âIâm going to kill myself.â
MADOKA - Madokaâs face twists, her eyebrows raising slightly in shock. Whatever response she was expecting, it was clearly not this.
GRIEF SYNDROME [Challenging: Success] - IF MADOKA WAS A MAGICAL GIRL, HER SOUL GEM WOULD FILL BY A QUARTER HEARING YOU SPEAK THOSE WORDS. THAT WAS CRUEL, HOMURA.
MOE INSTINCT - WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
MADOKA - âIâm so sorry, Homura-chan. Please donât do that. I⌠I really care about you and so does everyone else.â Madokaâs eyes fill with tears as she speaks. She hugs you.
DAMAGED MORALE -4
CALL AND RESPONSE [Trivial: Success] - Quick, tell her you were making an edgy joke that didnât land. Youâve gotten away with that before, youâre pretty sure.
SPACE-TIME MASSACRE - Twelve quarter shifts left and two up from your current space-time position, and thereâs a Japan that itâs actually illegal to not commit suicide in.
FALLING SAND - Youâve been seated for 5 minutes and 32.5 seconds already and still have not ordered. Mami has requested your presence at her apartment in 3.4 hours from now.
TEA WITH MAMI-SAN - She wants to help you find a hobby. Sheâs really worried about you, you know.
STRINGS OF FATE - You can feel Madokaâs heart beat in sync with yours as she holds you. Everything will be alright, as long as you follow the beat.
THE ANGEL - Yeah! Itâs okay Homura-chan. Just explain whatâs been going on and Madoka will understand. And then order something, itâs important to eat a full meal!
YOU - âAh, sorry Madoka. I was⌠overwhelmed with choice, and my⌠brain spit out the first thing it thought. I am not planning on killing myself.â
MADOKA - âUm, I think we should probably talk about this more, Homura-chanâŚ.â
CALL AND RESPONSE - Ask her a question to change the topic. Itâs worked in three different loops, it should work here.
RATIONALITY COMPLEX [Trival: Success] - Ask her if she wants to try anything else and then order that for yourself. This will accomplish your goal of deciding on what to order, as well as showing Madoka that her desires are important to you.
YOU - âIs there anything else youâd like to try, Madoka? We can share our dishes.â
MADOKA - âUh, okay Homura-chan. Maybe get some tempura?â
Order 10000 yen worth of tempura
Order 1000 yen worth of tempura
Order 100 yen worth of tempura
YOU - âExcuse me waiter, give me 10000 yen worth of tempura.â
HUMAN SHELL - Calories and magic are just two different types of fuel. Feed me and control me.
THE ANGEL - T-thatâs probably too much, Homura-chan. Maybe you can sneak some into your cool shield, though!
MADOKA - Madoka doesnât say anything, but her eyes do bulge out slightly. She gives you a gentle pat on the shoulder and smiles at you.
HEALED MORALE +1
RATIONALITY COMPLEX - Displays of wealth like this can broadcast value to potential mates. This will increase your value in Madokaâs eyes, furthering along one of your goals.
THE ANGEL - I think you should just focus on enjoying the food, Homura-chan. Take a break, everything is okay.
Thank you.
Why donât you hate me?
YOU - Why donât you hate me?
THE ANGEL - Because I care about you, Homura-chan! And besides, you hate yourself far too much already.
Thank you.
THE ANGEL - Youâre welcome! Now, please, enjoy your meal with real Madoka. She loves you a lot too, you know.

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(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

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