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Reblog if you’re a joyless communist
I love chocolate. But I’ll gladly give it up to end slavery.

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Compliment people. Compliment them right away, don’t even think about it. Compliment their looks, their intelligence, their posture, their way of talking, anything that comes to your mind. You never know who’s day you could make.
Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today
these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and i’m not afraid to admit it
things pirates of the caribbean got right:
1. will and elizabeth’s love story
2. elizabeth becoming pirate king
3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first 3 films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that aren’t tailored to be revealing and impractical for ‘sex appeal’ just because they’re women
4. hans zimmer’s entire score but especially the iconic ‘he’s a pirate’ main theme
hot take: Pippin is the only one of the hobbits who is ‘team Arwen’ in the ‘who is the most beautiful woman in the world’ argument
Pippin, after being formally introduced to Arwen for the first time: hey Merry. do you think if I asked nicely enough she’d marry me instead?
Merry: Pippin. *lays a comforting hand on his shoulder*
Merry: I think it is worth a shot.
Pippin: got it *wanders away*
Frodo: why would you do that
Merry: I want to see if he’ll really try it
#PIPPIN: IF I BEAT STRIDER IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS CAN I MARRY YOU INSTEAD? #ARWEN: UHHHHHHH #PIPPIN: GREAT! BRB
Aragorn accepts the challenge knowing full well that, as he can literally read minds, it is impossible to beat him at rock paper scissors.
Aren’t you forgetting the minor detail that Pippin would likely never think of which one he will throw?
consider: Aragorn accepts the challenge assuming he’ll win easily. Pippin wins immediately.
Arwen: well, now I must marry him. we ageed.
Pippin: :D
Aragorn: Arwen please
Arwen: I love my tiny fiance
I love it
Elrond: I don’t like it either but you agreed that if he beat you in fair combat then he could marry Arwen
Elrond: so now my daughter must marry this hobbit
Arwen: I’m comfortable with that
Aragorn: please this isn’t funny
Arwen: you should have thought of that before you accepted the challenge, I’m engaged to Pippin now.
Pippin: listen I know this isn’t actually going to end with me marrying you but this is still the best day of my life so far
Meanwhile, several people have had to check on Merry to make sure he takes a breath between bouts of intense laughter.

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So I don’t remember the exact wording or question, but I was wondering: what is being a professional editor like? (I like editing friends’ work and betaing fic and I was wondering if it was something I would potentially ever like to do as a job (not that I have to monetize everything, but as an option) Is there a lot of stuff that’s not editing people’s work that goes into being a professional editor/is the skill of editing people’s work informally somewhat transferable to a job form?
Aha, found you. Thank you for being patient and waiting for me to see this/have the time/energy to reply. This is a question I get quite a lot, and searching my blog for editing stuff will sometimes bring up some of the posts. I say sometimes, because this is Tumblr, and this website is about as functional as a chocolate tea kettle.
And to answer your question, being a professional editor can be very rewarding, if at times, somewhat stressful and unpredictable, especially if one is working freelance. I get to work with a lot of different people, all with varying degrees of expectations and desires moving forward with their work. (Note: I’ve largely given up editing at this time. Not because I’ve fallen out of love with it as a career, but because my life is going in a different direction and I need to decide where I want to direct my limited energy.)
Doing beta and editing work for friends certainly is a good place to start if you’re interested in this kind of work, and you can indeed market it as a skill on a job form. For example, you can note it down as something like:
“I also consider myself to have a keen eye for detail and often enjoy working with other writers on their work. This may entail offering constructive criticism, giving encouraging feedback, and correcting any grammatical/spelling mistakes that may have been missed.”
However, it is important to note that in professional circles, betas and editors are regarded as very different beasts. So if you’re thinking of going into editing professionally? You’ll likely need to look into proper certifications. This can include taking classes in copy editing, developmental editing final line editing, grammar, and proofing, etc., depending on what you’re interested in doing. And while some editors can do all of those things, some prefer to specialize and focus their skills.
I used to be really good at proofing and doing line edits, but thanks to all my health issues, I’m aware that my brain isn’t as sharp as it used to be, and I’m more prone to missing small things. I’m still good with developmental aspects, however, so that’s where I focus my skills now. Funnily enough, it’s often considered more labor-intensive. But it doesn’t generally require me to process small details which my eyes will likely miss due to visual/mental exhaustion.
As for the aspects beyond the technical? I’m going to say you need to love reading (should be obvious but you’d be surprised how many people think being pedantic is enough to be an editor), have read broadly, and also be able to work well and respectfully with others. You don’t need to be all sunshine and rainbows all the time, but you do need to know how to talk to people without putting them down or making them feel like shit when you need to point out that X doesn’t work with their story. You’ll also need networking skills, especially if you decide to go freelance, and the ability to maintain your own work schedule, which is honestly the hardest part of my job for me because my ADHD makes me completely time blind.
You can also put yourself out there as a professional beta reader if it’s something you’d like to try. So, yeah. There are many similar aspects, but editing also requires particular skillsets, and not all editors have the same skills, so that’s something to keep in mind when comparing the two.
I hope some of this was helpful and made sense!
I wanted to add to this, because editing is the great love of my life, but there’s a bunch of stuff I would’ve liked to know ahead of time.
For context, I was (am?) a non-fiction editor, specifically for education, whereas I understand Joy was/is a fiction editor. (I don’t have any really good stories about the stuff I edited like she does, sadly.) I’ve worked in Australia and the UK.
Cut for length, because this was already a long post.
Thank you @jackironsides, this was gloriously detailed and far more than I was able to manage earlier :D
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THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE
Greatest plot twist of my childhood. LOL
I will never not reblog this
Accurate.
This is the best post I’ve ever seen
accurate
Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan
YALL STOP DELETING CAPTIONS THIS WAS AN IMPORTANT DEVELOPMENT
I love this
Wizard: With this spell, I am immune to your bullets!!!
Gunslinger: Uh huh. **spits** But do ya reckon your immune to the velocity that’s sending the bullet your way?
Wizard: I beg your pardon?
Gunslinger: Well, in the immortal words of Dirty Harry - ‘Are ya feelin lucky Merlin?’
gunslinger: [fires bullet]
bullet: [stops at wizard’s magical barrier] plink
[brief beat]
wizard: [goes flying back at the speed of a bullet]
You. I like you.
messy thing just to get my thoughts down
Visually beautiful and concise, well done

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About to eat my first weed brownie
It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason
Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital
I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly
Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.
why did u eat 4?????
i was hungry
Yeah
Well shit, lifehack right there!
And you don’t even eat one brownie. You eat part of one and see how you feel.
And if your making them at home like this make a second tray of brownies weed free (lable it) because weed makes you hungry and brownies taste good and thats just setting urself up for failure.
oh g-d lmao this post was a trip to hell and back
WHY DIDNT YOU CUT ALL OF THEM
That entire thread and you comment on a minor detail in the first post?
Someone’s OCD
Shut the fuck up
*comes home from a long day at work* boy i sure could use a snack *eats a fucking table + bird cage with a basilisk on it*