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The Shocking Beliefs of the Uninformed Masses

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hawkpartys

For the record, the reason we don't have a Lyme Disease Vaccine is because of antivaxxers(1, 2, 3), not because of ticks, so maybe try redirecting some of that hatred.

Though there is a new Lyme vaccine in human trials right now so maybe keep an eye out so they don't do it again

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Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

somecunttookmyurl

Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline of “when shit happened if you started at 1AD” because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here’s an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then…

300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses II ‘the great’ ascends to the throne 1740: World’s first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn’t happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.

And that’s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates

somecunttookmyurl

I hate that this is still getting notes but that it’s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c’mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS

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Skeleton Panda Sea Tunicate Appreciation Post!!! 💀 🐼 🌊

Clavelina ossipandae, the skeleton panda sea tunicate is a species of colonial ascidian, also known as sea tunicates, a group of sessile, marine filter-feeding invertebrates. Just some funky little guys!

First discovered near Kume Island in Japan by local divers, pictures of the animal attracted media attention in 2017. But they weren't given their formal taxonomic description until 2024

Love to sea it 🌊

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easel-eisel

ahh, another great day of buying 50 coats, but how should i store them?

the virtuous coat hanger:

killrockstar

im putting 40 bucks on bald, 10 on wig, and 20 on she's not even gonna be there

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The_MCR_Archive on Twitter:

Close up of the merch for #MCRWWWY!

[Oct 18, 2024]

killrockstar

GOOD FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

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baby you're a haunted houseeeee. said lesbianly.

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notice how there's still time for them to drop a new song today.

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#MCRWWWY potential streams

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i've heard there are a lot of issues with service, so let’s hope for the best!

any updates i will post for you, stay tuned!

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insane thought I just had. what if its the opening static fading into the heartbeat

andoutofharm

if patrick and gerard both come out on gurneys back to back it’s going to be so great. something very wrong is happening at the mcrfob hospital

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