is mayonnaise an instrument?

What the fuk.

girl WHAT

Important to remember that this painting didn’t start with the blue tape going down, LOTS of prep went into making it and the video

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

Dental should be included as part of free healthcare because dental IS healthcare.

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[me, gently pulling worms from the dirt] and ur evicted and ur evicted and ur e

[me, gently scooping up worms with a stick after a rainstorm] go back to bed go back to bed go bac

[me, gently placing worms in my compost pile] bon appétit bon appétit bon appéti

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

Minecraft DOES have a creator and its Jens and the rest of the minecraft team that had to clean up n*tches absolute disaster of game code and make it the amazing game that it is today. Dont forget about their hard work cause of that bastard!!!

goodmorning thickness 

smh

Damn id give thay bih the formla 🍑👀😭😭💦😥😍💯🍑

im only sharing this because i cant be the only victim

Yo like not for nothing but Patrick can get it pause

@ihatejonarbuckle

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

wholesome

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”