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FLAWLESS VICTORY

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Casting with all my might

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

I never met a carrot I didn’t like. Except for this one!

I’ve been looking for this video for ages… she keeps having them pulled down. LOVE

Wtf is this I’m screaming???

WELCOME TO MY HOME.

Remember when you eat you’re just a vacuum with nipples

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Love all God’s creatures… ❤️

Hey can I get in on that??

Very happy pride to bisexual polyamorous Akinator

#Please little bird

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out