King of Eyeballs

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

will i ever feel fergalicious again

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

like to charge reblog to cast

sluttiest thing a man can do is pass out from pain

we smoking nothing. we have nothing

For those of you with android devices, you can use the Android Debug Bridge (ADB) standalone app control program to get rid of all the bloatware, data mining, and AI crap - no coding needed!

3 LA cops exploded and died just now

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.