THE BOG! THE BOG!

every football player has been ground into paste by oncoming traffic and basically as far as im concwrned this is basically a good thing

The knife is an innovation to kill the doomed guy faster.

combat and phikosophy are closely relatedl; one time i was fighting the enemy and, she talked about some"balancing the dao" so i was pretty much able to snap kick her spleen. which is bad to recieive and so i win it

A school of boxers can strip a whle cow carcas to bone in 16 second,s flat

you mean like the guys who punch each other

I was thinking they werewomen but yeah. With the biig gloves anf that

Soulslike where as you complete various objectives it gradually becomes clear that your camp is accumulating conspicuously barefoot level up maidens.

Each has her own distinct advancement paradigm which would offer some truly disgusting cross-class builds, except how well they synergise depends on their relationship levels with each other rather than with you. Advanced buildcraft thus obliges you to play level up maiden matchmaker.

Each level up maiden also functions as the primary equipment vendor for her advancement paradigm's respective "class"; you begin to suspect that at least some of them are slanting the upgrades they offer in order to encourage you to put on specific clothing.

you know it's actually weirder that Fromsoft hasn't released this exact game yet.

Hidetaka Miyazaki isn't the right kind of pervert.

every farming game is either called sunshine ranch and it's about a guy with a lot of free time and a concept of a farm that's more akin to a petting zoo or it's called mass industrial agriculture farming tycoon simulator and it's basically a spreadsheet where you get to drive a tractor and look at pngs of a corn monoculture

And neither are accurate to the reality of farming where you own 50 acres of mulch in rural illinois and vote for ice to draft your baby into little saint james militia

sometimes i foget that wrestling exists.

like o think that bjj is theonly way to ground fight. butreally wrestling hapoens and we call everyfuckingthing wrestling.

it;s wild imagine if we cakked everyt striking art "boxi- oh neverfuckingmind .

ever notice how everything is beautiful