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u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

no some of us are ugly

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer's Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot....why the fuck are we horny for elves

He doesn’t just steal it though. He puts it on his own head. He takes it, tries it on, looks around (I swear like he’s going “Look look I’m a Human! Don’t I look good in my Human head-thing?”) then gives it back. There is so much playful and good-natured intelligence in this one gesture I’m losing my mind here. Elephants are too freaking good for us. 

if you see a mile long post of all the racist and pedophilic thing joe biden has said and done and your response is still “okay but we need to vote for him to keep trump out of office“ i hope you get locked out of your house in the cold

I also don’t understand why people think like voting Democrat or Republican are your only options. You can write in a candidate. There’s independent parties. Part of the problem is most people keep voting blue or red, electing slightly different versions of the same problem, and then act surprised when NOTHING changes. Just because you’re registered Democrat or Republican doesn’t mean you can’t vote against your registered party in the actual election. Actually do research, inform yourself on these politicians’ actual platforms and stances on issues that matter to you, and THEN make a decision. Don’t just vote blindly bc you feel some weird loyalty to a party. Makes no freaking sense.

I’m on the floor omg the sound edit 

Great advice and all, but I can’t get over the fact that no one has pointed out that it’s oddly juxtaposed with Adam’s hand from Michelangelo’s “Creation of Man” wearing a 90s tattoo bracelet