a slightly organized clusterfuck

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of