gamers writhe up

obliterate everyone who has what U want

infinite termite dream of orangutan

sad to say, but new research indicates that shibari is likely "cheugy as fuck"

Nobody believes me that the amazon logo looks likt a circumcised penis from below but its #TRUE!!!!

*while gently but firmly guiding you out behind the barn* yess we're going to get you that $700 all-clad set from your amazon wishlist

soccer should have a "demilitarized zone" in the center of the field where everyone can relax and let it all hang out

Cycling and american football might seem diametrically opposed, until you consider: they are the 2 most swagless sports in terms of uniforms

Please don't call things "based and lainpilled" at the dinner table.

sexual tension between the two spiders living on my bathroom ceiling

Pink floyd couldve written helpless child but swans could never write welcome to the machine

getting deliverance'd by the butch lesbian bartender at the fake country townie bar in a neighborhood where the average home price is over $500k

go ahead, take a seat on my plebeian aedile

Some of the most twisted souls on earth are on here. I could never leave