gamers writhe up

Cycling and american football might seem diametrically opposed, until you consider: they are the 2 most swagless sports in terms of uniforms

Please don't call things "based and lainpilled" at the dinner table.

sexual tension between the two spiders living on my bathroom ceiling

Pink floyd couldve written helpless child but swans could never write welcome to the machine

getting deliverance'd by the butch lesbian bartender at the fake country townie bar in a neighborhood where the average home price is over $500k

go ahead, take a seat on my plebeian aedile

Some of the most twisted souls on earth are on here. I could never leave

I suppose you could say the allies "popped severely" on D-Day, yes

obliterate everyone who has what U want

Looking for an older woman with what we might call a "double wrist brace"-type personality

everyone is really really really really worried about what is or isnt ai but the thing is it literally doesnt matter because either way almost nothing at all in the world is true