110% tired and lazy

i'll always meet someone described as not friendly, and it's just a person who doesn't smile or talk a lot unwarranted. I feel like I have to continuously explain to people that this is not inherently hostile behavior

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

No! James bond's boyfriend is dead and their girlfriend is paralysed! Bond's bisexual triad is over just as it was getting started!

the banksy bit is so fucking funny not just because this is so far from banksy’s art style but also we literally all know who banksy is and get this is still the one thing that lavonte rolls extraordinarily well on and therefore keeps working

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs