Nomadic-Goldfish

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

jesus christ

Lemon soda?? Peppermint sticks?? Are we still pretending that Shane Madej didn’t experience his entire childhood in the 1920’s??

do y’all remember when we thought caleb was a werewolf and fjord was responsible

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

This will never get old.

Robes are stupid. My sorcerer dresses like Petyr Baelish.

counterpoint: if you don’t get to dress like someone ran a magical thrift shop through a rototiller and frankensteined the pieces back together what’s the god-damned point of being a wizard

The sartorial differences between wizards and sorcerers are on display, I think.

That makes perfect sense, really, since sorcerers don’t generally get a choice about gaining spellcasting abilities and might not want to advertise them 24/7 whereas wizards put a lot of effort into becoming wizards and didn’t spend years in Wizard Grad School just to be low-key about it.

And the fun thing about being a Bard is you can dress however the FUCK you want and nobody will think you’re a threat or take you seriously at all with your silly little violin until you’ve all been Mass Suggestioned and you and your allies are all killing each other with great prejudice.