Austin But Incognito

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely

I cannot be trusted as a little spoon I WILL be grinding my ass into your crotch

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

Listen, no offense, but if you plopped me down into Whoville, I would rule those Whos with an iron fist within two weeks. Every Who down in Whoville, so weak and so small, would cower before me. They’d cower and fall.

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

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I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

I just call em the Weasler family.

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