rip in pepperonis

a waffle house has closed.

fuck it just got real

At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

coconut

I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

has hair. give milk

the background music, the acting, and the timing.. this deserves an Oscar

this is a wilbur and orville fan account. love those fat flightless fucks

i would like to clarify that this is in regards to the dodos who run the airport in animal crossing and im not trying to discredit or disparage the wright brothers

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

I got this joke instantly, whore.

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

i love cats because they will literally just smack anything they don’t vibe with

glass of water on the kitchen counter? the neighbour’s dog? other cats? your legs as you walk past? a BEAR??? nothing is off limits. if it’s wack, it gets the smack.

Seals by the sidewalk in front of 100′s

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment