Oiencarmë: The Perpetual Production

New Designs & New Items

✨⭐️ now in my shop ⭐️✨

Whether you’re a basic industrial bro (you know who you are) or a balrog lover cruising for updog*….

The Perpetual Production redbubble store is bursting with new rad designs that definitely say… something.

I suggest ‘Sinda in the Streets, Noldo in the Sheets’ and ‘Dicks Out for Elrond,’ if you want to get a jump on Valentine’s Day.

(And if you’re new to the site and plan to spend $40 or more, you get $10 off or something if you use this link)

I dreamt I was watching The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, but… instead of the normal scene where they go inside (The “you would not part an old man from his walking stick?” scene) everyone just stood there chanting “Legolas” over and over as though it was some sort of inside joke while Legolas sat on a fence wearing a snorkel, hair blowing in the wind, flippers on his feet, with a big question mark.

Then Aragorn looked at the camera like he was on The Office and said “Technically you can’t lie about having a plan if you don’t have one”.

All is Lost

Finwë, King of the Noldor, in his last defiant moments before falling to Morgoth’s treachery.

Aforetime it was held among the Elves in Middle-earth that dying the Dwarves returned to the earth and the stone of which they were made; yet that is not their own belief. For they say that Aulë the Maker, whom they call Mahal, cares for them, and gathers them to Mandos in halls set apart; and that he declared to their Fathers of old that Ilúvatar will hallow them and give them a place among the Children in the End. Then their part shall be to serve Aulë and to aid him in the remaking of Arda after the Last Battle.

Námo Mandos, Doomsman of the Valar

From my series The Valar, also including:

Hey everyone!

Long time no see! I disappeared, right? But me and Bobblehead Sauron are here to say that if I was talking with you about commissions and suddenly disappeared, it is because my personal life had some serious stuff that cranked up to 11 suddenly around the beginning of April, after which I became extremely ill (and also hit with a pretty serious increase in my musculoskeletal/neuromuscular hand/arm problems that made drawing a no-go for a while).

However!!!

I am functional again! I will be contacting those of you I left hanging with apologies - there’s no excuse for just ghosting, and I feel like an asshole, but things sort of just got lost in the shuffle 😣 And if you want to talk about me doing some art for you or about a project we left hanging, hit me up in the comments, PM, or at [email protected]

Thanks for your understanding, everyone!

Hey everyone!

Long time no see! I disappeared, right? But me and Bobblehead Sauron are here to say that if I was talking with you about commissions and suddenly disappeared, it is because my personal life had some serious stuff that cranked up to 11 suddenly around the beginning of April, after which I became extremely ill (and also hit with a pretty serious increase in my musculoskeletal/neuromuscular hand/arm problems that made drawing a no-go for a while).

However!!!

I am functional again! I will be contacting those of you I left hanging with apologies - there’s no excuse for just ghosting, and I feel like an asshole, but things sort of just got lost in the shuffle 😣 And if you want to talk about me doing some art for you or about a project we left hanging, hit me up in the comments, PM, or at [email protected]

Thanks for your understanding, everyone!

Fëanorian Week 2018, Day 1: Maedhros

“My Brother Got a Puppy” featuring Huan

Elanorthel of Tol Eressea, a friend’s LotRO character.

I am currently unemployed and have both time and incentive to take on some art commissions at less than my normal rate.

I usually don’t have the time to do commissioned work, but… I have nothing BUT free time currently and the witch-king needs to pay the bills. Unfortunately I am not taking on any highly detailed or complicated projects or commercial (aka branding/graphic design/logo stuff) at this time.

Examples and pricing is at the above link.

And of course more art at @bangmar and @noldorinart

I drew @doitsuki his long boy loaf cat

Meeps in the Grass

Digital Sketch, Autodesk Sketchbook

Things which are done:

- Discord server - Event formatting - ART COMMISSION PAGE (whewwwww) - Front Page Layout™

Things which are not done:

Send a character and number and I’ll draw them…