The Problematic Trash King of the Noldor

New Designs & New Items

✨⭐️ now in my shop ⭐️✨

Whether you’re a basic industrial bro (you know who you are) or a balrog lover cruising for updog*….

The Perpetual Production redbubble store is bursting with new rad designs that definitely say… something.

New Designs & New Items

✨⭐️ now in my shop ⭐️✨

Whether you’re a basic industrial bro (you know who you are) or a balrog lover cruising for updog*….

The Perpetual Production redbubble store is bursting with new rad designs that definitely say… something.

I suggest ‘Sinda in the Streets, Noldo in the Sheets’ and ‘Dicks Out for Elrond,’ if you want to get a jump on Valentine’s Day.

(And if you’re new to the site and plan to spend $40 or more, you get $10 off or something if you use this link)

Solstice at Tol-in-Gaurhoth

Sauron spending some time with his best friends

My @officialtolkiensecretsanta gift for @erenaeoth with best wishes for the coming year!

Keep it spooky,

I dreamt I was watching The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, but… instead of the normal scene where they go inside (The “you would not part an old man from his walking stick?” scene) everyone just stood there chanting “Legolas” over and over as though it was some sort of inside joke while Legolas sat on a fence wearing a snorkel, hair blowing in the wind, flippers on his feet, with a big question mark.

Then Aragorn looked at the camera like he was on The Office and said “Technically you can’t lie about having a plan if you don’t have one”.