NoKatNo

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

@ladyyatexel sorry if you've been tagged in this before

No apologies needed, it is, in fact, fucking sick

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh

I have finally identified my only two braincells.

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

I get why non-californians aren't comfortable with being called "dude" but it really is a gender neutral term here. I call my mom dude. Elderly waitresses are dudes. Small insects I notice throughout my day are dudes. Kitchen utensils I cannot find are dudes.

If you don't wanna be called bro or dude, that's totally cool, but I am being genuine when I say any cat is a total brah.

am I going camping in the woods??? am I going camping at the beach??? only the US Senate can decide!!!

when susan sontag wrote “I must change my life so that I can live it, not wait for it”

Light that sucker up

Stop putting this christian baby in Situations

genuinely in love with the reveal, from the baby prodigy scenario, that Christian Baby does not refer simply to a baby baptised and born to christians, but to an infant that holds a belief in christian theology