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NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

“we’re in a polycule but every month we vote someone out” isnt that just what nora does with kevin every time she writes a trilogy

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

nobody is doing it like harrowhark nonagesimus. she ran a planet alone from the age of ten. she memorized a 10000 page fanfic out of pure repetition. she lobotomized herself to command f and replace every instance of her gfs name. her favourite food is gruel. she constructed an entire time bubble in death to provide backstory for her lobotomy. she hallucinated coffee au fanfiction.

‘i have to take medication because my immune system decided kinkshaming the trees is more important than breathing’ is objectively an insane concept. thumbs down to seasonal allergies.

“I just want my body to stop telling shrubbery it is problematic”

Sex pollen is real and my body is violently rejecting it

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

im literally living little treat to little treat

minecraft HUNGRY feed it 16 GIGABYTES OF RAM