hello

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those

sometimes i look into the bong and pretend its a kaleidoscope. Or put my ear up to it like a sea shell.. or sing into it like a microphone. So many possibilities in the world.

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

I GOT A SWORD!!!!! DEPRESSION WHO? NOT ME. NOT EVERAGAIN. SWORD!!!!!!! SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

it is just obvious to me that if you opened your eyes for even one second you would realize that Big Sweat invented the idea of going outside in the summer to make you produce more sweat

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

i just feel like friendship is one of the most expansive and beautiful forms of love you can ever experience and i wish we gave it more credit

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside