my sisterâs commentary during npmd:
â˘âi feel bad because she has such a feminine voice here but my brain just goes: dracoâ when hearing laurenâs first solo
â˘âthat voice is so amazingâ referring to the way joey speaks as pete
âi didnât realize she was playing a girl this timeâŚâ when finding out ruthâs name
â˘âis her name grace chastity?â âchasity, yeahâ âlolâ
â˘âi can handle the rest but that one is a lotâ referring to the âdirty girl soupâ line in dirty girl
â˘âher face reminds me of sabrina carpenterâ referring to bryce charles
â˘âi love that the worst insult they can think of is being poor? no homophobia or body shaming, they just call everyone poorâ
â˘âi actually really like that sweaterâ about ruth
â˘âdid she actually die because of the wedgie?â âyeahâ ââŚwell that is a big fucking wedgie thenâ
â˘âiâm sorry, her what? :/â in response to grace saying âmy mommy spotâ
â˘âwell donât shoot him like that! on his knees with his back to her, execution style⌠there are other waysâ
â˘âshe wonât swear but will hold people at gunpoint?â
bonus:
mom, during dirty girl: âwhat the hell is this? the last line i heard was âmicro-penisâ and now thisâ













