my sister’s commentary during npmd:
•”i feel bad because she has such a feminine voice here but my brain just goes: draco” when hearing lauren’s first solo
•”that voice is so amazing” referring to the way joey speaks as pete
“i didn’t realize she was playing a girl this time…” when finding out ruth’s name
•”is her name grace chastity?” “chasity, yeah” “lol”
•”i can handle the rest but that one is a lot” referring to the ‘dirty girl soup’ line in dirty girl
•”her face reminds me of sabrina carpenter” referring to bryce charles
•”i love that the worst insult they can think of is being poor? no homophobia or body shaming, they just call everyone poor”
•”i actually really like that sweater” about ruth
•”did she actually die because of the wedgie?” “yeah” “…well that is a big fucking wedgie then”
•”i’m sorry, her what? :/” in response to grace saying ‘my mommy spot’
•”well don’t shoot him like that! on his knees with his back to her, execution style… there are other ways”
•”she won’t swear but will hold people at gunpoint?”
bonus:
mom, during dirty girl: “what the hell is this? the last line i heard was ‘micro-penis’ and now this”
