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Idgaf what my dad thinks cuz he is a flop and i am a slay

boys should hump things and cum in their pants more

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

wait

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder