before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
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before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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alien being: *literally manipulates a fold in space-time in order to reach the earth*
alien being: hello human!
y'all: oh! my dearest apologies, strange being from another world. see, this is an ‘ice cream’. I know that it must confuse you so that I willingly consume food that is below my own body temperature. but I think you’ll find the cold, or ‘slower particle vibration’, an interesting sensation. ;)
alien being: jesus christ
why would rhe alien know who jesus is
is the alien a christian
Maybe Jesus was the first alien. Who know being able to walk on water, making wine outta water and all that stuff?
i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure
hes 6
im so fucking frightened for my life
update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

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Guys guys guys
I love you
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
listen. if u like/reblog my posts fairly frequently, u better believe that i have noticed ok. even if we don’t ever talk. if we aren’t even mutuals! doesn’t matter. i see you. i see your URL pop up in my notifications every so often. and when it does? oh, when it does……… i’m like “oh hey there’s my buddy! gee i sure missed u pal!” and i get real happy for a minute ok. sorry, i don’t make the rules.
Looool a guy just blocked me bc I wasn't pretty enough or something
this is so fucking legendary

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me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*
#no block button we lose like men
#dodge or die #there is no block
what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game
Tom Hiddleston by Eric Ray Davidson, via Torrilla
I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.
In Finland on the other hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA
Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.
PERRrrRrrRrKELE
((Two kinds of people))
I’m tired of you fake hoes acting like you’ve always been ride or die for Thor when I specifically remember him being The Underrated Avenger for the last 4 years. Where were y’all??? Faaake. Hoooes.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

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This would absolutely break my damn heart.