stelliferrous' spam

Tumblr should introduce "you have been blocked!" notifications. It would cause nothing but problems but at least it would be funny.

you sink to the bottom of the mariana trench and i’m just sitting there cross legged with my laptop and headphones in

#yes!!! die die die!!!!!

A new version of Phineas and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.

I assumed that Ferb would finally be allowed to kill

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

she's a 10 but she wants to stab me so that makes her an 11

every time i hear the cornfield chase track from interstellar i have an out of body experience. like hans fucking zimmer. you crazy bastard. you absolute goat. you’ve done it again.