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Guess I should follow then 

“Missouri loves company” would be a great tourism slogan for the state.

oh my lord this pleases me

i’m gonna repeat the phrase “All Holidays Matter” until january

We should start a ‘All Holidays Matter’ hashtag just to piss them off

*round of applause*

It would be an epic holiday troll :D

#AllHolidaysMatter

overheard a girl’s phone conversation on the bus where she angrily asked the person on the other line why she had to call on someone else’s phone - “why did you block my number?? yes you did! then why didn’t you answer my calls or texts???” and i was like damn, this girl is mad, i kinda feel bad for whoever she’s talking to. then she said “no, grandma, LISTEN” and i was like grandma, the fuck? how could you?

i love how, in queen’s classic song ‘dont stop me now’, there’s a line that goes ‘i’m a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity’ because it makes it sound like that something that tigers normally do

hold up

To the window … !!!!

to the wall!!!

artistic af

I’ve watched this 5 times in a row