Did u say Mutsu

Reminder that cis people can reblog this too!!

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

I don’t think this counts as dancing.  Or even skipping really.  It’s more of an exagerated waddle

not to mention she wasnt waddling at all.. That was clearly a jete, chasse, and assemble.. not waddling. ballet…

“Yes lilo let that bitch know you got hands” - me as a child

reblog the gay frog in 30 seconds and you will meet the gay love of your life

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes

A lot ugly*

excuse me the only person allowed to call me ugly is me

Coexist

this what i picture world peace looks like

This is where I want to be

Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years

this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time I give up on humanity

i love

#pillow princess is now a sexual orientation