closes the car door with his hip

is a virgo

has an older brother

helped said older brother with baseball pitching practice, wherein jerma would just be decked out in hockey pads and get hit with the baseballs for an hour

hates ovens, is scared of them

also hates tape

times his stubble for events by shaving 3 days before said event so it looks like “timed stubble”

considers himself a “disciplined emotional”

can imitate a crying baby near perfectly

was a substitute teacher

went to film school

doesn’t know anything about pokemon

ran home from elementary school every day after flipping off a bully from his grandmother’s car. he ran home because he was scared of being beaten up by said bully. he never was.

compares approaching bees to “confronting cyberbullies”

believes that we should tap into “tree DNA” to make it so our limbs can grow back

doesnt know where the water goes when you flush the toilet, and says he “doesn’t ask any more questions” about it

is extremely self conscious about what he watches on the tv at the dentist. so much so that he thinks anything outside of nature documentaries is “weird and fucked up” to watch during a dentist appointment

believes we will “evolutionize out” fingernails

believes there will be a “new jesus christ” in the future. named this new christ “chaos christ”