Nocery Store

call that pussy jerma, the way it’s twitching and streaming

i've had so many nightmares just like this

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Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

Hey, I've worked at multiple grocery stores over the years, and these pizzas are no longer safe for human consumption. This frost means the freezer has been turned on and off and on and off a bunch of times, melting and thawing and refreezing over and over. Don't buy food covered in thick frost.

#these pizzas lost their lives in the arctic

i promise you the ingredients of those frozen pizzas are more damaging to your health than whatever minimal amount of bacteria managed to grow in between fridge outages

why are you catholic

why are you pro mold and catholic

Having a crush while being aro-ace is soooo funny because I'm literally just like. I wanna go to the grocery store with you

i mean where else do people go

unironically in love this image. ‘big day for me’ they’re SO excited about getting to use their flashlight. shared joy is double joy

I can see now that “oh fuck I’m gonna soak my jorts” was not an acceptable response to seeing how much pork shoulder I can get for 20$. I’m listening to the grocery shopping community and holding myself accountable.

Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die

Seth may be mortal but David will never die @theshitpostcalligrapher

i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

a sense of calm pervades the shelf stable aisles of the supermarket, quite different to the desperate urgency of perishables