Jun 2, 2025
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If you ever want to experience true baltimore city culture, may I suggest going to the charles village Safeway before a large storm.
Everyone and their mom was there trying to get shit before the storm, but still, they were charming, because sometimes even if the isle is in a traffic jam, you still gotta smile at the baby.
We used to buy cardboard boxes full of old Mad Magazines, D.C. Digests, Archie Digests, Family Circus paperbacks and the like at John's Books - Across Form Safeway.
They always had the price written with a dark black jiffy marker right on the cover.
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Being diagnosed with autism as an adult and finding out all my mannerisms were learned from anime is nerve wrecking.
How do I explain to the woman at the Safeway I just bowed to to apologize that i bumped into her that I am in fact NOT some racist culture vulture... I just learned everything about being human from every early 2000s anime i could get my hands on.
I literally bowed my head slightly, said sorry, THEN noticed she appeared to be east asian. She bowed back and smiled, but I absconded so fast.
I am mortified.
I was the last can of beans at a Safeway. King Pin (from Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse) entered and stomped around looking for beans. I slowly got up and ran away from him but he saw me and started to chase me. He yelled, “MY BEANS. MY F***ING BEANNNNS.” the entire time he was after me. I ran for my little bean life.
Nuka and Trixie rob Safeway for a box of Mac n Cheese
This is my worst idea yet muahahaha
