Jun 2, 2025
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move over, queers
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If you ever want to experience true baltimore city culture, may I suggest going to the charles village Safeway before a large storm.
Everyone and their mom was there trying to get shit before the storm, but still, they were charming, because sometimes even if the isle is in a traffic jam, you still gotta smile at the baby.
We used to buy cardboard boxes full of old Mad Magazines, D.C. Digests, Archie Digests, Family Circus paperbacks and the like at John's Books - Across Form Safeway.
They always had the price written with a dark black jiffy marker right on the cover.
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I was the last can of beans at a Safeway. King Pin (from Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse) entered and stomped around looking for beans. I slowly got up and ran away from him but he saw me and started to chase me. He yelled, “MY BEANS. MY F***ING BEANNNNS.” the entire time he was after me. I ran for my little bean life.
I think the grocery store by my house is cursed. I have so many bizarre interactions here.
Yesterday's addition is a young clerk was ringing me out and asked why my voice sounded funny. Weird, little bit rude probably but I also have zero people skills so /shrug.
I said "Oh, I'm on testosterone and its caused my vocal chords to thicken. Still dealing with the growth of it all."
And instead of asking if I was trans in a normal way, dude straight said: "Oh shit, mpreg?"
And I was stunned into silence for the remainder of pur interaction. I said thank you and left.
Young man, if you read this this interaction will live rent free in my brain until I die.
Nuka and Trixie rob Safeway for a box of Mac n Cheese
This is my worst idea yet muahahaha
