omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.