I'm NOT a furry you guys

Anonymously tell me something you think about me 💭

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

Why can’t I leave.

Do NOT fucking go in the bathroom

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

this creature is you

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

me when i fucking GET you

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

Very important kitty noises

I think your cat is probably a dove

The cat is ringing, pick up!