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marisha: can I learn its lowest saving throw ability?

matt: the lowest saving throw it has would be charisma

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you’re in luck. apparently I downloaded every video I ever found funny back in 2013

Happy Critical Role Campaign 4 Premier Day!!! I absolutely adore this cast, am constantly inspired & amazed by their storytelling, and cannot WAIT for more friends to be playing at the table 💗 The Mighty Nein hold a very special place in my heart - there’s something about a ragtag group of nobodies that ooze trauma and a desire to be loved that really gets to me! What a beautiful, heartfelt campaign. One more quote, for the road ~

Ok so I was blasted for 12 or so hours until I decided to go to bed. I woke up disoriented but sober. Ok, so for multiple hours, I watched this on loop in bursts of 10 or so minutes. This video hypnotized me and I'm pretty sure it appeared in the dreams I had that night. Almost all I could do was watch it. I'd tab out, do something else, then go back to watch this 20 more times.

I first watched this when I was 6 hours into my high. I kept watching it on and off for the remaining 6 hours. This fucking Barbie man captivated me. The song captivated me too. I kept looping the "pussy puss puss give em cunt cunt cunt" part over and over again. This is what babies must feel like watching Cocomelon.

fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills

but you know what i like a lot more thanKNOWLEDGE! this uh..new lamborghini here but you know what i like more than my new lamborghini here

my tedex talk where i talk about this ᶰᵉʷ ᶫᵃᵐᵇᵒʳᵍʰᶦᶰᶦ ʰᵉʳᵉ the ǝɥʇ the ǝɥʇ t̪͖̻͉h͈̳̖̪̥̬h̤̙̮̮̮͍̠h̺͈h̭̜̺h̦͙̹͙͉̘̲hh͇̺̖̣̪̦͙h͓̩͔͈͎̭͡h͈̜h̹̮̰̩̘͓̺͜ḩ̼̞͇̼h̻̬̦̺̫͇ḫ͙̣̟̪ in fact i’m a lot more proud of the 7 new hollywood hills that i had to get installed to hold 200 new lamborghinis (silence while mouth moves) THE it’s like the buffet warren billionare says: the more you earn the more you ＤＲＩＶＥ  ＵＰ  ＨＥＲＥ  ＩＮ  ＴＨＥ  ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ  ＨＩＬＬＳ

in fact. the real reason why i keep this lamborghini here..is the real reason i keep thisLAMBORGHNI here is that it’s a reminder, a reminder that drears still possible because it wasn’t that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini, sleepin, on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only FOURTY Seven billion dollars in my bank account and only FOURTY Seven lamborghinis in my lamborghini account and only FOURTY Seven hills in my hollywood account and only FOURTY Seven tedex talk where i talk about warren buffet in my TEDEXTALK WHERE I TALK ABOUT warren buffet account. but you know what? something happened that changed my life. i bumped into a LAMBORGHINI and another LAMBORGHINI and a few more LAMBORGHINIS. i found 5 lamborghinis. i don’t call it money anymore i call it FUEL UNITS. you must have enough fuel units! you must have enough lamborghinis. you must Ć͓̣̟̥Ọ̠̬͕̠̺ͅN̝͢S͓̟̤͇͔͚̙T̬͉̝̙̘̟R̫̻U̬̱C҉̲̥̬̪̜T̖͇̗͟ͅ ̖͙̥͎A̺͓̮̥̼̜̘͢DD̸̜̦͙͉I̙̺͈̰T͎̫̺͙͖͖͉̕Ì̖O͎̞N͙͕̺͜A͉L̢̤͙ ̖̫Ṕ͚̼̭̫Y̛̭̳̭̖̲̗Ḷ̳͞O̴͍̳̖̟̭̖N̸̼͕̞͔̗̟̯S̼̪͍̲̪̥͘. i’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and uh..you’ll see there absolutely nOTHING

highly cursed baby: [unidentified bird noises, pauses in-between to look at the viewer] Yiaah yeeeeiiiiih. ye. iaaaaaaah

nuns: *stare in silence for 3 seconds* HHHOOOAA

nun 1 (british accent): H O L Y M A R Y. I dont know much about children, but., i am Sure. that it’s a SSSSin. to look. upon this.. child

nun 2: thismydearsister is no Chiiild, but a misshapen Ape hh!

nun 1: It,,, is a horror to behold. it, Cant be Chris-tian ??? it should be THRRRRRRROWN. in. to the FFFFFFFIRE;;, im shure.

nun 2: howrightyouaremy sister,,,

I feel like we need to stop Twitter callouts and go back to publishing them in the newspaper like gentlemen.