Aetherie

rip fem modern au glokta you would've loved painting your nails with surgical precision

He (She?) would have loved escalators

accurate

Butcher totally would have taken Homelander up on his offer. Kripke is just too much of a pussy to let them be gay and toxic 😒😒

i feel like butcher should’ve been able to keep powerless homelander as a pet…yknow as a treat

how many people who are pissed when their newborn baby isn't the gender they wanted would also be pissed when that baby grows up and comes out as trans? i bet the venn diagram is huuuge

My elderly French neighbours are convinced that my partner is known Canadian comedian Mae Martin. I see them in the hallway and they're like “saw your partner on that magazine cover :)” “heard they’re producing a movie oooh we got famous people in the building :)” and I'm like GUYS i have told you before that MY WIFE IS NOT KNOWN CANADIAN COMEDIAN MAE MARTIN!!!! This is the greatest interaction I've ever had in my life!!!!!