A girl that died back in 1985

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

My dad stole 200$ from me and lied about it 🥳🥳🥳

And he managed to shit-talk my mom in the process? Talk about a multitasker!

And now he’s making fun of Juneteenth! Is there anything this man can’t do?

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

getting food poisoning two weekends in a row. someone is putting spells on me

actually i had a uti that made me vomit and have excruciating abdominal pain and then vomit from the pain for almost a month but i’m better now.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I don’t think this cat is capable of stopping. She can’t stop purring. She’s beautiful and I love her

can not recommend letting your child do a big scream when they are frustrated enough. Just straight up ask them like "hey do you need to do a big scream?" And if they say yes let cover your ears and say okay GO and let them scream because you know what eventually when you're really frustrated your little person with your face is gonna look at you with their ears covered and yell "HEY DO YOU NEED TA DO A BIG SCHREAM?!" and you can just... do a big scream and it won't scare them and you will feel better too

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children