Nixahlot

The hill I will die on.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

can i get a #FatArt in the chat

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

Put him in Pompeii

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

Your wish is my command

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

except, you know, to make me question my sexuality at 12 during midnight rewatches as I looked at her weirdly pretty mouth and had Questions

She’s also there to make us gay.

I don't know how to break it to you but this is Spanish

Commission for @1000deaddraculas!

“what if, LOTR but little animated animals.” by jessica a. m

It checks out

Watch and share with family and friends who might listen to this guy! 

Elon Musk really is just a b movie sci fi bad guy these days.

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said