"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win
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"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win
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I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore
NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.
Safe to say that good communication can fix almost everything.
And sometimes the fix is an amicable goodbye.
Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

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"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED
the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?
Yes
No
No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.
You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.
touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

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Functionally, there's very little difference between watching a movie on poob and watching a movie on basic cable. Yet, for some reason, the advertisements on poob offend me far more
ad breaks on poob always interrupt important scenes or make really jarring cuts.
when it's on cable, they've timed the commercial breaks in a way that generally isn't as disruptive. someone took the time to "reformat" the movie for tv.
ads on poob always KNOW that they're on poob and want me to interact with them or click them. the number of QR codes or ads-in-separate-ad-framing/window are infuriating and jarring.
cable commercials are just stupid little skits i can mute to go use the bathroom.
ads on poob are less than 2 minutes--not enough time to do anything, but enough time to piss me off.
cable commercials are 2-5 minutes, which is enough time to go do something/bathroom or snack break, or talk to whoever you're watching with.
ads on poob are the same 3-4 commercials over and over and over and over again, often cutting to them immediately with no warning, and poob struggles to like, catch up to the fact that it's having to show a different progress bar, or a different timer.
cable commercials, esp during primetime, generally cycle through like 10-15 minimum, so you can go an ad break or two without seeing the same commercial. and they usually only pop up during quiet moments, at regular intervals, so you can see them coming--and there isn't a weird lag/loading time.
in both cases i am being accosted by advertisements and treated like a consumer to manipulate and exploit. the volume changes on cable and poob, the brightness level is eye-searing in both cases.
but poob doesn't respect that i'm here for the MOVIE. cable, thanks to preexisting, decades-old norms around broadcast television, still kind of does. kind of. it's easier to ignore those commercials than the ones on poob.
basically i think poob follows ad norms established on the internet--pop-ups, invasive flashing bullshit, creating lag, taking up time and attention--and cable follows established cable norms of, "time for a few minutes of ads that are just stupid little skits instead of spam machines, and then back to your otherwise uninterrupted movie."
Yeah honestly that all tracks.
#you are doing some goncharov shit to me
I mean i know what you're saying, but there's about a dozen free ad-supported streaming services and i respect none of them to use any of their names. Meanwhile, Poob has fully entered the tumblr lexicon as a shorthand for stupidly-named tech products, especially streaming services.
#we arent doing goncharov shit to you we're doing glup shitto shit to you
“I’m too old to—“
WRONG.
You are above ground and breathing.
Do the thing.
Who, in your opinion, was the best US President who held office between 1900 and 1968?
-William McKinley (1897 - 1901)
-Theodore Roosevelt (1901 - 1909)
-William Howard Taft (1909 - 1913)
-Woodrow Wilson (1913 - 1921)
-Warren G. Harding (1921 - 1923)
-Calvin Coolidge (1923 - 1929)
-Herbert Hoover (1929 - 1933)
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1933 - 1945)
-Harry Truman (1945 - 1953)
-Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953 - 1961)
-John F. Kennedy (1961 - 1963)
-Lyndon B. Johnson (1963 - 1969)
Who, in your opinion, was the best US President who held office between 1900 and 1968?
William McKinley (1897 - 1901)
Theodore Roosevelt (1901 - 1909)
William Howard Taft (1909 - 1913)
Woodrow Wilson (1913 - 1921)
Warren G. Harding (1921 - 1923)
Calvin Coolidge (1923 - 1929)
Herbert Hoover (1929 - 1933)
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1933 - 1945)
Harry Truman (1945 - 1953)
Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953 - 1961)
John F. Kennedy (1961 - 1963)
Lyndon B. Johnson (1963 - 1969)
what age is your youngest cousin?
- 1-5
- 6-12
- 13-19
- 20-30
- 31+
- no cousins here
what age is your youngest cousin?
younger than 1
1-5
6-12
13-19
20-30
31+
I have no cousins

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you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time
would you like to share with the class 🤔
saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute
would you like to unshare with the class
My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre
But it can hit if you plato the right crowd