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What a mood

I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood. 

The whole self love thing is good and all but some people can’t fathom being loved. They can’t imagine there being anything good about them. So they can’t simply just stop doing unhealthy things, there’s a process.

Before self love you have to invoke self tolerance and self neutrality.

Wow this got notes.

Unbelievable mime with balloon

The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? You do realize that balloon doesn’t actually weigh that much, right? He’s literally pushing nothing, please go outside for just, like, two minutes. I am begging you, just… Two minutes………

“Wow look at this absolute DIPSHIT who thinks this guy is actually pushing the ball instead of controlling the way his muscles move in a very precise and skillful way that probably requires the same skill set and amount of strength most dancers have! NEVER SEEN A MIME BEFORE IDIOT???”

Again, y'all are ridiculous. He's basically moonwalking and holding his hand out, only with more skill. You dont have to possess any sort of superhuman strength in order to be able to do that.

Bruce Wayne

The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun

John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana

i’m trying a new thing called activities

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

tell me more

i’ve said too much already

Unbelievable mime with balloon

The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? You do realize that balloon doesn't actually weigh that much, right? He's literally pushing nothing, please go outside for just, like, two minutes. I am begging you, just... Two minutes.........

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

op did you breathe typing this because I didn’t while reading it

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

how can anyone even talk about anything else in goku no hero academia when there’s a guy who’s whole power is shooting tape out of his elbows

‪Don’t use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe, create, trust, grow and heal.‬

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

this whole not living in a cottage in the middle of a forest is starting to take a toll on me