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"We know it looks like a butt plug, just drink the water, it's hot outside"

Seriously though he's right, stay hydrated

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rexuality

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

rexuality

citisstreets

i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op

cryptidsydario

You understand

black-quadrant

ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

enba-and-luka

bioluminescently-unfolding

I did some research and I definitely see the problem:

"Friend kea!"

Meanwhile, a conservation sign tells tourists the real story:

I particularly love the part that emphasises that if they nick your stuff that's squarely your fault for letting them. Wikipedia (where I found these pictures) draws a clear line between human and kea behaviour:

"Kea parrots have strong cognitive abilities. According to recent studies, kea have a sense of impulse control and forward planning. Kea can wait up to 160 seconds for a more preferred reward. In addition, kea also use trial-and-error tactics and use observational learning to solve difficult problems and when faced with puzzles and locks. These decision-making abilities are similar to primates and other intelligent bird species such as the African grey parrot."

"The Department of Conservation suggested that the time savings resulting from a human-assisted, more calorie-rich diet gives kea more free time to investigate and damage things at campsites and car parks."

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lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073

girl...

GIRL

come ON

Like to charge

Reblog to cast

milligramspoison

HAPPY FOURTH OF FUCKING JULY

godslaughters

Dead Christ (details) by Philippe de Champaigne

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rattling-bag-of-bones

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

mandalhoerian-deactivated202510

my lord i think we're lost

depresseddepot

my lord????

little-slice-of-eden

*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up

thatdootdevice

My Lord COME BACK?!

warlockofagnesi

MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!

...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you

evaceratops

my lord i WARNED you-

ayeforscotland

People going to My Chemical Romance have been warned not to join any ‘parades’ in Glasgow lmao

ayeforscotland

If you see any orange you’re in the wrong place.

boringkate

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

paradigm-adrift

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

terramythos

holy shit this person in the notes

thepl-ace-icallhome

busket

sweetie theyre only "assless chaps" if you dont wear pants under them. all chaps are assless, thats what chaps are.

scramratz

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

scramratz

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

scramratz

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men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

horribly-precise-transcriptions

audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]

mindllessdreaming

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

buggyhuman

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