Revenge Served Cold

And with that, our humble kitchen doors are now CLOSED! But fear not, for this is far from the last you'll hear of us! We'll be keeping everyone up to date on production progress as we get updates to sate your hunger!

And if you missed out on pre-orders, don't worry! Once production and shipping wrap, you'll have a second chance during our leftovers sale (which is TBD at the moment)

Thank you for all your support and enthusiasm for this insane project. It truly means the world to all of us who put our blood, sweat, and tears into this zine!

Until we meet again,

Only 20 ORDERS AWAY from unlocking our 3rd stretch goal! Inching ever closer! Spread the word and secure your goodies! Every order gets us one step closer no matter how small!

Probably a challenge, but still doable, if we're able to summon the full power of the MCRmy!

as of right now, we're only 22 orders away from our 3rd Stretch Goal: a set of not 1, not 2, not 3, but FOUR acrylic standees! One for each member of the band! If we reach this goal, eligible zine bundles will receive one of these standees at random!

and Fun Fact: The Frank In A Blender standee we've been teasing is also a SHAKER STANDEE! So you'll be able to shake him around during shows when Frank creates a diabolical setlist! (which is basically every time XD)

So grab you preferred zine bundle now, and make sure you read the listing descriptions carefully to make sure the bundle you want is eligible for this stretch goal!

Dawn of the Final Day: 224 Hours Remain.

That's right, it's the final countdown! This is it! The LAST DAY of Pre-Orders! This is your last chance to grab your copy of the zine and any cool merch you want before we close our kitchen doors! So, head on over to the store while you still can!

plus some other cool stuff

Blood Bag secured! Well done, everyone! And with a day and a half left for Pre-Orders to spare! We still got a couple more stretch goals up our sleeve including a set of FOUR acrylic standees, one for each band member, and a cool apron! We still have time to reach these, so feel free to peruse our wares and pick up the zine! proceeds will be going towards our chosen charity, Focus Congo!

We are now officially only ONE ORDER AWAY from unlocking our 2nd stretch goal!

That's right! just 48 HOURS LEFT to grab your copy of our humble cookbook! So head on over to our shop and get your goodies to support a great cause!

We are officially only 5 ORDERS AWAY from unlocking the blood bag!!!

pre-order the zine now to lock in this cool unique piece of merch! (Make sure you read the descriptions of the bundle listings carefully to see which ones are eligible for this stretch goal!)

72 HOURS REMAINING before we hang our closed sign high! So place your orders at the window now before we fade to black!

4 DAYS LEFT to grab our zine and all our delicious delicious merch! Get it while it's hot, people!

All of our zine bundles we have on offer, all in one post! Feel free to peruse and see all the goodies each bundle comes with!

Make sure to check out the description of the listings to see what stretch goals each bundle is eligible for!

5 DAYS LEFT!!!

5 more days until we close our kitchen doors! So, grab your copy of the zine and all our cool merch while you still can!