i love looking at funny pictures on the internet

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory