Cj

This is literally the first time I have ever seen cellulite depicted on someone in a painting

I love not knowing who 95% of celebrities are. every day someone new is trending and I go "I don't know who the FUCK this is" and move on. I love that

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

don’t even remember making this post but mood

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

Gay dating is a lot like finding a job, you either find one on the internet or get a referral through a friend

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

You can do that too, if you aren’t a coward.

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

this is…. meta as fuck