but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

google used to know what i was talking about

*pushes fangs back in* not now

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

I love reading Wikipedia pages about random plants and animals before I go to bed at night. Oh, this plant likes swamps and fens? Me too.