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i've just lost hundreds of docs and pdfs and i'm beyond pissed right now

okay so, gonna tell ya'll something awesome rn

google drive is a mess sometimes with its storage things and if you're unlucky it might delete some of your files and you won't realise until it's well past the point where they won't be in 'trash' anymore and you're fucked

all is not lost however!

if you're on drive via browser, hit the little ? in a circle next to the settings cog and select "help"

search for "file recovery"

it'll show you the ways to try and recover your files on pc, android, and mac etc

these don't matter

you need to scroll down to the bottom and just hit the "contact us"

you'll be logged out automatically

log back in

click the little box to give google permission to attempt to restore your files for that account

click "submit"

give them some time to work but it's an automatic process

i've got most of my files back in less than 10 minutes

Disclaimer.

I’m not a Professional Astrologer so some of this might be inaccurate. Take all of this with an grain of salt. Do not self-diagonse with any of this information. If you are paranoid with this, please ignore this post. If you’re having any medical problems, please consult an docter and not an Astrologer.

Introduction.

Medical Astrology, otherwise known as iatromathematics in ancient Greece. It is an ancient medical system that is related to multiple parts of the body and diseases with the 12 zodiac signs. In ancient times, people actually used Medical Astrology to determine their sickness at times. The signs are assigned to each part of the body. Physicians diagnose an illness would look at the constellation that the moon came in when the patient first became ill. They would then look at astrological predictions and associations and then make a diagnosis. All of this was very important until the end of the 18th century. The first picture shows the 12 signs of the zodiac being assigned to a body part, as well it goes to the second one. The third one however, is a picture of astrological dates associating with medicine.

Signs.

Aries rules the head, eyes, face, brain.

Taurus rules the ears, mouth, neck, vocal chords, teeth.

Gemini rules the shoulders, arms, hands, fingers, respiratory system.

Cancer rules the chest, breasts, stomach.

Leo rules the heart, upper back, spine, gallbladder.

Virgo rules the liver, pancreas, spleen, upper intestine.

Libra rules the kidneys, ovaries.

Scorpio rules the colon, rectum, anus, genitals, bladder, nose, sweat glands, excretory system.

Sagittarius rules the thighs, hips, the sciatic nerve, motor nerves, muscular system.

Capricorn rules the tendons, nails, knees, ligaments, skin, skeletal system.

Aquarius rules the shins, calves, ankles, and circulatory system.

Pisces rules the immune system, feet, toes, lymphatic system.

Planets.

Sun rules the heart, vitality, blood, circulation, circulatory system, marrow, the back, spinal cord, spinal column, spinal fluid, cerebrovascular system, left eye of more feminine people, right eye of more masculine prople.

Moon rules the ovaries, chest, chest cavity, rib cage, ribs, stomach, lymphatic glands, lymphatic system, lymph nodes, digestive system, uterus, breasts, gland, ovaries, uterus, pancreas, right eye of more feminine people, left eye of more masculine people.

Mercury rules the brain, nerves, nervous system, vagus nerve, lungs, mouth, tongue, hands.

Venus rules the reproduction system, kidney, skin, throat, neck, internal generative organs, cheeks, chin, tongue, taste buds, vocal cords.

Mars rules the arteries, sinuses, hair, nails forehead, muscles, nose, the more masculine reproductive organs, hemorrhage, genitals, appendix, pelvis.

Jupiter rules the left ear, liver, arteries, thighs, arteries, right ear.

Saturn rules the right esr, teeth, bones, knees, gall bladder, joints, skull, skeleton.

Uranus rules the endocrine system, parts of the spinal cord, brain’s nervous system, circulatory system.

Neptune rules the endocrine system, pineal gland.

Pluto rules the immune system, pancreas, metabolism, elimination, cell death genetics. reproductive organs.

Houses.

First House is the body in general, head, face, facial bones, brain and blood vessels of the brain, complexion.

Second House is the teeth, speech, right eye, throat, larynx, cerebellum, neck and bones, blood vessels and nerves connecting throat, neck.

Third house is the right ear, shoulders, collar, hands and the related bones, lungs, breath, blood.

Fourth House is the last phase of life, chest, breast, ribs, food poisoning, stomach, gastric digestive system.

Fifth House is the heart, mind, spinal chord.

Sixth House is the kidneys, stomach, bowels, abdomen, illness.

Seventh House is the waist, navel cavity, lumbar region, skin.

Eight House is the death, urinary,mpelvic bones, bladder, anus.

Ninth House is the hips, arterial system, nerves, thighs.

Tenth House is the knees, hams, joints, bones.

Eleventh House is the legs, blood circulation and ankles, left ear.

Twelfth House is the lymphatic system, feet and toes, left eye, hospitalization.

Sickness.

Saturn if afflicted, it mau cause chronic diseases, asthma, and skin-related diseases.

Mars, when afflicted, may cause sudden diseases as accidents, surgery, fever and inflammation.

Jupiter, when afflicted, may cause liver troubles, gout, blood disorder, and excessive eating.

Stability of the mind is decided by the placement of Moon.

Mercury, if afflicted around here may cause to epilepsy and speech related problems.

Uranus, if afflicted may cause diseases to arteries, heart attack, sudden accidents, electric shock, and unknown diseases.

Neptune, if afflicted may cause to addiction, drug sensitivity, misdiagnosis, poisoning, coma, and delusions.

Pluto, if afflicted may cause congenital diseases, venereal diseases and accidents.

Your Moon Sign can specify where you encounter the most pain around your body. Like for example, your Moon Sign is in Pisces. You may have the most injuries relating to feet and toes, etc.

Eight House could signify on how you die. Example - Libra, you may have a death relating to kidneys or associated to poison. However, you may have a somewhat peaceful death considering that Libra is ruled by the Planet, Venus. Or Planets in Libra in this House suggesting that.

Sixth House could be signify to surgery’s. For example, Capricorn in the Sixth House may mean you have surgeries relating to bones, skeleton system, etc. Or Planets in Capricorn in this House suggesting that.

Pluto and Mars are connected to “hardly escaping death” when in the Eight House.

Side note: “Death” in the Eight House is always looked as metaphorically.

Second House is related to how you speak. For example, Mars in the Second House could lead you to speaking more impulsively or they may have swore a lot during their childhood.

Twelfth House is related to dreams, the unseen realm, etc. Dreams is associated from the brain. If afflicted, could cause some anxiety since the Tweflth House likes to be “hidden.”

Twelfth House is also communicated with how you sleep. Taurus means you have no troubles falling asleep while Gemini over here means thinking constantly a lot before sleeping.

It is not advisable to have an surgery when Mars or Mercury is in Retrograde. Mostly because Mars is relating to sudden accidents, and it could lead to blood loss. Mercury in Retrograde could lead to the surgery to simply mess up.

Notes.

if it doesn't, then maybe it should, so, i wanna explain:

México🇲🇽

we are actually about to run out of water: 85% of the mexican territory is in a draught, the worst in 30 years, they say. and there's lakes that are disappearing.

government is spreading "tips" and "infographics" about how to save some water when they're allowing companies like coca-cola and pepsi; cemex, bonafont and bimbo to have leverage in aquifers and they let them own basically 70% of the water in the country thanks to the National Waters Law (Ley de Aguas Nacionales)

oh and just last night (may 3rd) the 12th metro line collapsed in México City and 23 people died. everyone is blaming it on the 2 previous governments' corruption for using cheap materials and rushing to finish it and inaugurate it before it was actually ready

Honduras🇭🇳

same as México, they're running out of water, so far three states are totally out of it, which is around 1.4 million people.

the press has been calling it the worst draught in the history of the country SINCE LAST YEAR

besides the government has stopped buying vaccines and they're leaving around 70% of the population without a vaccination...

Paraguay🇵🇾

there's no space left in the hospitals, the government stole the 1.6k million usd loan that the country got for health care related buys during the pandemic and left the hospitals alone to their luck. people have to sell their things; from their TV's and fridges to their cars, houses, bodies... there's actual people recurring to prostitution so they can buy medicine the government is supposed to be providing

Brasil🇧🇷

Nicaragua🇳🇮

Argentina🇦🇷

Guatemala🇬🇹

they've been having a hard economic crisis; again, surprise surprise, the government has stolen 14 million quetzales (1.8million usd) that was destined to the healthcare department: since the pandemic started people has been fired by hordes, there's no jobs, there's no money, there's no more safe hospitals or doctors to work in them, or equipment. and the president approved the 2021 budget in the middle of the night and took away money from the health and the education departments, leading to massive protests that, as you have guessed, were repressed with police violence.

Costa Rica🇨🇷

government actually created an espionage agency, the UPAD, they're fining people for being outside hiding behind the excuse of the pandemic; which is making hospitals collapse, they passed a recessive tax reform, the Electoral Supreme Court was scammed in the latest elections and they're actually seeking to create a higher rank power, a "superminister", higher than a president, who can hold the three powers of the nation (dictatorship, everyone?)

Uruguay🇺🇾

Perú🇵🇪

they're enduring a huge political crisis, they have to chose a president and their only two options are: a leftist man that wants to take all the agricultural land and divide it in equal parts, doesn't support lgbtttiq rights, privatize almost all services and more reforms that would lead to massive firings AND a woman that it's being investigated for fraud and money laundering and that descends from one of the biggest peruvian dictators and wants to get him out of prison.

this uncertainty of course has made the usd price to sky rocket (because what else is new) and now the prices of everything are rising as well, and the wages? they're staying still

reports on the presidential debate

El Salvador🇸🇻

another political crisis: the president along with the congress (which is mostly sitting his party) dismissed and basically fired the judges of the supreme court and the attorney general. and recommended/nominated new ones from his party, opening the way to the totalitarianism and welp, the end of democracy in the country: dictatorship.

the people is outraged and the international community along with the America States Organization are rejecting this horrid violation to the Constitution of El Salvador but the panorama is still uncertain.

Colombia🇨🇴

the government of Ivan Duque just has been in the process of passing a tax reform to collect around 25 billion Colombian pesos (around 6.5k billion usd) through taxes without raising the minimum wages; this would throw the country in an economic crisis that would impact the lower and middle classes and it would take products off the basic market basket.

the people of Colombia have been marching and protesting about this and the government has replied with police violence, they have their own anti-raid police, the ESMAD, and they have orders to shoot to kill, the process now has paused because of the protest.

there isn't yet an exact number on the death count but what the people is sure of is that they're gonna try to hide it along with the number of rapings and tortures the police has been conducting.

Chile🇨🇱

in 2019 chilean government rose the price of the metro/subway and there were protests and marches and manifestations, which led, of course, to policial repression, this was a whole ordeal that was condemned by the UN, now, the people is tired that the same government hasn't dealt properly with the sanitary contingency so they starter planing a huge strike; dozens of worker unions planning to march on april 30th to show that they're millions and they want the president out.

then the president was acused of crimes against humanity before the International Court of Human Rights for the repression of the 2019 protests...

Venezuela🇻🇪

well, if you haven't heard about the venezuelan crisis, you've been living under a rock: it's been going on for more than 20 years, venezuelan people live under a dictatorship (fucking incredible we still have those in the world), the police kills people that march and manifest, citizens don't have dignified access to: public transport, gas and gasoline, electricity, food, water, medicine and medical equipment let alone the covid vaccine.

and when the venezuelan people wanna leave the mediocre and deplorable conditions in which their government had made them live? conditions in which if you don't die of sickness, you get killed by a cop or killed in a robbery or killed on a raid? if you don't die of hunger you die of thirst? they raised the passport prices! and so the venezuelan people as a lot of people in Latinoamérica have to illegally migrate; and we all know how that's seen.

Puerto Rico🇵🇷

an immense femicide rise and Gender Violence alert.

Panamá🇵🇦

and all this happened within the last week.

donations and ways to help México and Colombia

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upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

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TREE

1) Would you classify yourself as someone athletic?

a) Yes (Go to question 2)

b) No (Go to question 3)

2) You would classify yourself as:

a) A nerdy person (go to question 7)

b) Tough (go to question 3)

c) An average guy/girl (go to question 5)

3) Would you accept money from a stranger?

a) Yes (Go to question 5)

b) No (Go to question 4)

4) If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

a) Oak (Go to question 10)

b) Weeping Willow (Go to question 8)

c) Fir Tree (Go to question 9)

5) A movie you wanted to see is sold out. What will you do?

a) Go home (go to question 7)

b) Go see a different movie (go to question 6)

c) Go do something else (go to question 4)

6) A mysterious hooded stranger arrives at your house. You are most likely to:

a) Greet him/her (go to question 8)

b) Hide and make them think you’re not home (go to question 9)

c) Call the cops (go to question 7)

d) Yell though the door “I’ve got a gun!” ( go to question 7)

7) Would you call yourself strong (physically or mentally)?

a) Yes (go to question 8)

b) No (Go to question 10)

8) There is an earthquake. What will you do?

a) Go out and help anyone in need (go to question 10)

b) Go to a safe place with family and friends (go to question 9)

c) Panic and wait for someone to help you (Go to Profile P)

9) You buy ice cream, and a kid comes up to you and tells you he's really hungry and hasn't eaten in days. Your reaction will be:

a) To stick the ice cream in his face and run away (go to profile Y)

b) To ignore him and eat your ice cream (Go to profile A)

c) To give him your ice cream (Go to Question 11)

d) you think he is lying (Go to profile U)

10) Your friend challenges you to a game. What will your answer be?

a) "Bring it on!"(Go to question 11)

b) “Fine.” (Go to question 15)

c) "Leave me alone!" (Go to question 14)

d) "Sorry, but I really don't feel like it." (Go to question 12)

11) You are going to take a quiz (like one in school). Your score is most likely to be:

a) Perfect (Go to Profile B)

b) Enough to pass (Go to question 12)

c) Failing. I don't actually care anyway. (Go to Profile R)

d) I don’t know (Go to question 25)

12) How many friends do you have?

a) One only (go to question 13)

b) About three to five (go to question 18)

c) A LOT!(go to question 14

13) Are you constantly:

a) Bullied? (Go to question 15)

b) Feared by others? (Go to Profile G)

c) Idolized? (Go to profile D)

14) The food you eat is usually:

a) Cheap (go to question 17)

b) Expensive (go to question 16)

c) Both! I love food! (Go to question 22)

15) Do you believe in the saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

a) Yes (go to profile C)

b) No (Go to Profile F)

16) Do you believe in true love?

a) Yes (go to question 17)

b) No (Go to question 22)

17) You see your crush. You are most likely to:

a) Flirt with him/her (go to Profile E)

b) Run away (go to question 20)

c) Act mean to him/her (go to Profile L)

d) Act normal (go to question 24)

18) One of your bad traits (among these) are:

a) Being noisy/talkative (go to Profile W)

b) None at all. I'm perfect! (go to Profile I)

c) Being shy (go to question 19)

19) What do you think about nerds/geeks/smart people?

a) They're okay (go to Profile H)

b) EWWWWW!!!!!! (Go to question 21)

c) They are know-it-alls (go to question 20)

20) Someone asks you: "What do you know about the Industrial Revolution?" Your response would be:

a) "Yawn…”(go to Profile J)

b) "Oh, I know all about it!"(go to question 23)

c) "Um… I think I remember it from somewhere…"(Go to profile M)

d) “Why do you want to know!?” (Go to profile E)

21) Someone says: "Did you know that eating glue makes your brain stronger?” Your initial response would be:

a) Really?! (Go to question 23)

b) Yeah, right! (Go to Profile U)

c) That’s nice. (go to profile L)

22) If you were in a human food chain, where would you put yourself?

a) At the bottom… I'm low-class…. (Go to Profile X)

b) At the very top! I'm the predator of all predators! (Go to Profile N)

c) Somewhere in the middle, I guess…(Go to question 19)

23) Would you call yourself hardworking?

a) Yes (go to profile K)

b) No (go to question 24)

c) Uhhh… Sometimes. (go to profile Q)

d) No more then yes ( go to question 24)

24) If you had a special power, which power would you want to have?

a) The power to be invisible (Go to Profile T)

b) The power to be the greatest person on Earth!(Go to Profile S)

c) The power to be the fastest thing alive! (Go to Profile V)

d) I don't need special powers. (Go to question 25)

e) the power to teleport ( go to question 26)

25) You are known as:

a) A loner (Go to Profile Z)

b) A good friend to all (Go to Profile AB)

c) A food expert (Go to profile AC)

d) A majorly fun person (Go to Profile AD)

e) A person with a split personality (Go to Profile AE)

f) A weird person ( go to profile Y)

26) Which one of these is a good attribute about you?

a) You are flexible (go to question 27)

b) You are strong, mentally or physically (go to question 25)

c) You are different (go to profile AE)

d) You are normal (go to profile H)

27) Who do you hang out with?

a) Smart people (go to question 25)

b) Gangsters (go to profile F)

c) Weird people (go to profile AF)

d) Every one (go to profile AG)

Profiles

A. Peach Pig -You are a big, lazy slob. Yet, you have a lot of strength but are afraid to use it. -Soul mate: Magenta Squirrel -In conflict with: Ocre and gray Dolphin

B. Blue Fox -You are a born leader who cannot resist a challenge. You are driven to excel and a perfectionist. -Soul mate: Yellow Trout -In conflict with: Indigo Beaver

C. Pink Sloth -You are an outcast; A follower, socially inept. You are the lowest of all animology, mainly because you smell of overripe fruit. -Soul mate: Silver Badger -In conflict with: Tawny Mouse

D. Teal Cat -You are as swift as a ninja. You can be soft-hearted and cruel at the same time, and extremely hard to please -Soul mate: Beige raccoon -In conflict with: Red Jaguar

E. Yellow Trout -You are extremely self-centered and only think of yourself. You are also very whiny and annoying to others, but you are able to get away with it. Aside from that, you have slow reactions, except when you're in love. -Soul mate: Blue fox -In conflict with: Green Puppy

F. Blue Baboon -An aggressive animology, especially to your enemies. You also have quick reflexes, but it takes you an unnaturally long time to remember something. -Soul mate: Purple bat -In conflict with: Red weasel

G. Red Weasel -You are an extreme know-it-all, even if you're not perfect. You are also noisy, but far from hardworking. -Soul mate: Brown Iguana -In conflict with: Blue baboon

H. Silver Badger -You are very loyal to others and hardworking. You are a good friend, even if others find you sometimes a bit boring. -Soul mate: Pink Sloth -In conflict with: White Tiger

I. Orange Snake -Like the snake itself, you are cunning and very boastful. You love to be the best, even if you're not, but you try hard enough. -Soul mate: Periwinkle Cow -In conflict with: Gray Chicken

J. Green Puppy -You are very patient, but often moody. You like to strike when least expected, even if you're not exactly what one would call observant. -Soul mate: Fuchsia Possum -In conflict with: Yellow Trout

K. Indigo Beaver -You are very resourceful and patient, but you are often naïve and fall for others' traps. Luckily, you get out of most of them. -Soul mate: Lavender cheetah -In conflict with: Blue fox

L. Purple Bat -You are often blind to the world, and because of this, you use your heart to sense things. Yet, you are feared by other animologies, because you don't always listen to what your heart has to say, and you end up doing cruel things. -Soul mate: Blue baboon -In conflict with: Golden Lion

M. Black Sheep -You are different from other animologies. Even if some people think you are weak and are a disgrace, your heart always remains strong and pure. -Soul mate: Maroon Panda -In conflict with: Magenta Squirrel

N. Golden Lion -You consider yourself as the king of all animologies and have a lot of dignity. But despite this statement, you are lazy and often end up embarrassing yourself. -Soul mate: White Tiger -In conflict with: Silver Badger

O. Brown Iguana -You are quiet and often stay in one place pondering your next move. You are not a threat to other animologies, even if your strikes are quite lethal. -Soul mate: Red Weasel -In conflict with: Fuchsia Possum

P. Gray Chicken -You are cowardly, and quick to react. When danger strikes, you immediately run away, only thinking of yourself. -Soul mate: Tawny Mouse -In conflict with: Orange Snake

Q. White Tiger -You are unique; A graceful yet cunning animology. Yet, even with your strength, you are very easy prey to others. -Soul mate: Golden Lion -In conflict with: Silver Badger

R. Scarlet Bear -You are constantly a bully to others, but wit is your ultimate weakness. Another disadvantage is that you're slow, but make up with your great amount of strength. -Soul mate: Saffron Rabbit -In conflict with: Periwinkle Cow

S. Red Jaguar -Extremely quick, but you are easy to trick. All of your senses are quite strong, but you get caught, mainly because of too much pride in yourself, which causes insecurity. -Soul mate: Tan Giraffe -In conflict with: Teal Cat

T. Tawny Mouse -A shy and quiet animology, but when you're by yourself, you are very active and peppy. Even if you are timid, you have a strong inner self. -Soul mate: Gray Chicken -In conflict with: Pink Sloth

U. Bronze Goat -You are hard working, but only think of yourself. Yet, you are very clever and often self-confident. -Soul mate: Ocre and gray Dolphin -In conflict with: Beige Raccoon

V. Saffron Rabbit -You are shy but pure, and quick. You are sensitive but friendly. However, you can never seem to stay in one place. -Soul mate: Scarlet bear -In conflict with: Lavender Cheetah

W. Fuchsia Possum -You are extremely talkative, peppy, and like to make a lot of noise. People sometimes find you annoying, but you don't care because you always love to have fun. -Soul mate: Green Puppy -In conflict with: Brown Iguana

X. Periwinkle Cow -You are lazy but content with your simple life. Aside from this, you are very helpful, even if you won't admit it. -Soul mate: Orange Snake -In conflict with: Scarlet Bear

Y. Lavender Cheetah -You are the fastest and most agile of all animologies. Because of this, sometimes you do things immediately without even stopping to think, and bad things occur to you. -Soul mate: Indigo Beaver -In conflict with: Saffron Rabbit

Z. Tan Giraffe -You are much of a loner, but you are brave and are a quick thinker. You like helping others, but you keep it a secret. -Soul mate: Red Jaguar -In conflict with: Maroon Panda

AB. Beige Raccoon -You are the nervous type, and are always unsure of yourself. Yet, you are nice, friendly and quite smart and sarcastic. -Soul mate: Teal Cat -In conflict with: Bronze Goat

AC. Maroon Panda -You are very picky, but extremely exact and accurate about everything. It often takes you a long time to make decisions, but you often get good results. -Soul mate: Black sheep -In conflict with: Tan Giraffe

AD. Ocre and Gray (OG) Dolphin -You are a good friend to others, and love to have fun. People lighten up because of you, even if sometimes you act pretty weird. -Soul mate: Bronze Goat -In conflict with: Peach Pig

AE. Magenta Squirrel -You are good company and are always in a good mood, but you can be odd and slow at times -Soul mate: Peach Pig -In conflict with: Black Sheep

AF. Silver and Red (SR) Wolf -You are strong and most of the time naïve, but when it comes to love you know it all, you prefer to be quite around Adults. -Soul mate: Gold Falcon -In conflicted with: Maroon Panda

1) Would you classify yourself as someone athletic?

a) Yes (Go to question 2)

b) No (Go to question 3)

2) You would classify yourself as:

a) A nerdy person (go to question 7)

b) Tough (go to question 3)

c) An average guy/girl (go to question 5)

3) Would you accept money from a stranger?

a) Yes (Go to question 5)

b) No (Go to question 4)

4) If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

a) Oak (Go to question 10)

b) Weeping Willow (Go to question 8)

c) Fir Tree (Go to question 9)

5) A movie you wanted to see is sold out. What will you do?

a) Go home (go to question 7)

b) Go see a different movie (go to question 6)

c) Go do something else (go to question 4)

6) A mysterious hooded stranger arrives at your house. You are most likely to:

a) Greet him/her (go to question 8)

b) Hide and make them think you’re not home (go to question 9)

c) Call the cops (go to question 7)

d) Yell though the door “I’ve got a gun!” ( go to question 7)

7) Would you call yourself strong (physically or mentally)?

a) Yes (go to question 8)

b) No (Go to question 10)

8) There is an earthquake. What will you do?

a) Go out and help anyone in need (go to question 10)

b) Go to a safe place with family and friends (go to question 9)

c) Panic and wait for someone to help you (Go to Profile P)

9) You buy ice cream, and a kid comes up to you and tells you he's really hungry and hasn't eaten in days. Your reaction will be:

a) To stick the ice cream in his face and run away (go to profile Y)

b) To ignore him and eat your ice cream (Go to profile A)

c) To give him your ice cream (Go to Question 11)

d) you think he is lying (Go to profile U)

10) Your friend challenges you to a game. What will your answer be?

a) "Bring it on!"(Go to question 11)

b) “Fine.” (Go to question 15)

c) "Leave me alone!" (Go to question 14)

d) "Sorry, but I really don't feel like it." (Go to question 12)

11) You are going to take a quiz (like one in school). Your score is most likely to be:

a) Perfect (Go to Profile B)

b) Enough to pass (Go to question 12)

c) Failing. I don't actually care anyway. (Go to Profile R)

d) I don’t know (Go to question 25)

12) How many friends do you have?

a) One only (go to question 13)

b) About three to five (go to question 18)

c) A LOT!(go to question 14

13) Are you constantly:

a) Bullied? (Go to question 15)

b) Feared by others? (Go to Profile G)

c) Idolized? (Go to profile D)

14) The food you eat is usually:

a) Cheap (go to question 17)

b) Expensive (go to question 16)

c) Both! I love food! (Go to question 22)

15) Do you believe in the saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

a) Yes (go to profile C)

b) No (Go to Profile F)

16) Do you believe in true love?

a) Yes (go to question 17)

b) No (Go to question 22)

17) You see your crush. You are most likely to:

a) Flirt with him/her (go to Profile E)

b) Run away (go to question 20)

c) Act mean to him/her (go to Profile L)

d) Act normal (go to question 24)

18) One of your bad traits (among these) are:

a) Being noisy/talkative (go to Profile W)

b) None at all. I'm perfect! (go to Profile I)

c) Being shy (go to question 19)

19) What do you think about nerds/geeks/smart people?

a) They're okay (go to Profile H)

b) EWWWWW!!!!!! (Go to question 21)

c) They are know-it-alls (go to question 20)

20) Someone asks you: "What do you know about the Industrial Revolution?" Your response would be:

a) "Yawn…”(go to Profile J)

b) "Oh, I know all about it!"(go to question 23)

c) "Um… I think I remember it from somewhere…"(Go to profile M)

d) “Why do you want to know!?” (Go to profile E)

21) Someone says: "Did you know that eating glue makes your brain stronger?” Your initial response would be:

a) Really?! (Go to question 23)

b) Yeah, right! (Go to Profile U)

c) That’s nice. (go to profile L)

22) If you were in a human food chain, where would you put yourself?

a) At the bottom… I'm low-class…. (Go to Profile X)

b) At the very top! I'm the predator of all predators! (Go to Profile N)

c) Somewhere in the middle, I guess…(Go to question 19)

23) Would you call yourself hardworking?

a) Yes (go to profile K)

b) No (go to question 24)

c) Uhhh… Sometimes. (go to profile Q)

d) No more then yes ( go to question 24)

24) If you had a special power, which power would you want to have?

a) The power to be invisible (Go to Profile T)

b) The power to be the greatest person on Earth!(Go to Profile S)

c) The power to be the fastest thing alive! (Go to Profile V)

d) I don't need special powers. (Go to question 25)

e) the power to teleport ( go to question 26)

25) You are known as:

a) A loner (Go to Profile Z)

b) A good friend to all (Go to Profile AB)

c) A food expert (Go to profile AC)

d) A majorly fun person (Go to Profile AD)

e) A person with a split personality (Go to Profile AE)

f) A weird person ( go to profile Y)

26) Which one of these is a good attribute about you?

a) You are flexible (go to question 27)

b) You are strong, mentally or physically (go to question 25)

c) You are different (go to profile AE)

d) You are normal (go to profile H)

27) Who do you hang out with?

a) Smart people (go to question 25)

b) Gangsters (go to profile F)

c) Weird people (go to profile AF)

d) Every one (go to profile AG)

Profiles

A. Peach Pig -You are a big, lazy slob. Yet, you have a lot of strength but are afraid to use it. -Soul mate: Magenta Squirrel -In conflict with: Ocre and gray Dolphin

B. Blue Fox -You are a born leader who cannot resist a challenge. You are driven to excel and a perfectionist. -Soul mate: Yellow Trout -In conflict with: Indigo Beaver

C. Pink Sloth -You are an outcast; A follower, socially inept. You are the lowest of all animology, mainly because you smell of overripe fruit. -Soul mate: Silver Badger -In conflict with: Tawny Mouse

D. Teal Cat -You are as swift as a ninja. You can be soft-hearted and cruel at the same time, and extremely hard to please -Soul mate: Beige raccoon -In conflict with: Red Jaguar

E. Yellow Trout -You are extremely self-centered and only think of yourself. You are also very whiny and annoying to others, but you are able to get away with it. Aside from that, you have slow reactions, except when you're in love. -Soul mate: Blue fox -In conflict with: Green Puppy

F. Blue Baboon -An aggressive animology, especially to your enemies. You also have quick reflexes, but it takes you an unnaturally long time to remember something. -Soul mate: Purple bat -In conflict with: Red weasel

G. Red Weasel -You are an extreme know-it-all, even if you're not perfect. You are also noisy, but far from hardworking. -Soul mate: Brown Iguana -In conflict with: Blue baboon

H. Silver Badger -You are very loyal to others and hardworking. You are a good friend, even if others find you sometimes a bit boring. -Soul mate: Pink Sloth -In conflict with: White Tiger

I. Orange Snake -Like the snake itself, you are cunning and very boastful. You love to be the best, even if you're not, but you try hard enough. -Soul mate: Periwinkle Cow -In conflict with: Gray Chicken

J. Green Puppy -You are very patient, but often moody. You like to strike when least expected, even if you're not exactly what one would call observant. -Soul mate: Fuchsia Possum -In conflict with: Yellow Trout

K. Indigo Beaver -You are very resourceful and patient, but you are often naïve and fall for others' traps. Luckily, you get out of most of them. -Soul mate: Lavender cheetah -In conflict with: Blue fox

L. Purple Bat -You are often blind to the world, and because of this, you use your heart to sense things. Yet, you are feared by other animologies, because you don't always listen to what your heart has to say, and you end up doing cruel things. -Soul mate: Blue baboon -In conflict with: Golden Lion

M. Black Sheep -You are different from other animologies. Even if some people think you are weak and are a disgrace, your heart always remains strong and pure. -Soul mate: Maroon Panda -In conflict with: Magenta Squirrel

N. Golden Lion -You consider yourself as the king of all animologies and have a lot of dignity. But despite this statement, you are lazy and often end up embarrassing yourself. -Soul mate: White Tiger -In conflict with: Silver Badger

O. Brown Iguana -You are quiet and often stay in one place pondering your next move. You are not a threat to other animologies, even if your strikes are quite lethal. -Soul mate: Red Weasel -In conflict with: Fuchsia Possum

P. Gray Chicken -You are cowardly, and quick to react. When danger strikes, you immediately run away, only thinking of yourself. -Soul mate: Tawny Mouse -In conflict with: Orange Snake

Q. White Tiger -You are unique; A graceful yet cunning animology. Yet, even with your strength, you are very easy prey to others. -Soul mate: Golden Lion -In conflict with: Silver Badger

R. Scarlet Bear -You are constantly a bully to others, but wit is your ultimate weakness. Another disadvantage is that you're slow, but make up with your great amount of strength. -Soul mate: Saffron Rabbit -In conflict with: Periwinkle Cow

S. Red Jaguar -Extremely quick, but you are easy to trick. All of your senses are quite strong, but you get caught, mainly because of too much pride in yourself, which causes insecurity. -Soul mate: Tan Giraffe -In conflict with: Teal Cat

T. Tawny Mouse -A shy and quiet animology, but when you're by yourself, you are very active and peppy. Even if you are timid, you have a strong inner self. -Soul mate: Gray Chicken -In conflict with: Pink Sloth

U. Bronze Goat -You are hard working, but only think of yourself. Yet, you are very clever and often self-confident. -Soul mate: Ocre and gray Dolphin -In conflict with: Beige Raccoon

V. Saffron Rabbit -You are shy but pure, and quick. You are sensitive but friendly. However, you can never seem to stay in one place. -Soul mate: Scarlet bear -In conflict with: Lavender Cheetah

W. Fuchsia Possum -You are extremely talkative, peppy, and like to make a lot of noise. People sometimes find you annoying, but you don't care because you always love to have fun. -Soul mate: Green Puppy -In conflict with: Brown Iguana

X. Periwinkle Cow -You are lazy but content with your simple life. Aside from this, you are very helpful, even if you won't admit it. -Soul mate: Orange Snake -In conflict with: Scarlet Bear

Y. Lavender Cheetah -You are the fastest and most agile of all animologies. Because of this, sometimes you do things immediately without even stopping to think, and bad things occur to you. -Soul mate: Indigo Beaver -In conflict with: Saffron Rabbit

Z. Tan Giraffe -You are much of a loner, but you are brave and are a quick thinker. You like helping others, but you keep it a secret. -Soul mate: Red Jaguar -In conflict with: Maroon Panda

AB. Beige Raccoon -You are the nervous type, and are always unsure of yourself. Yet, you are nice, friendly and quite smart and sarcastic. -Soul mate: Teal Cat -In conflict with: Bronze Goat

AC. Maroon Panda -You are very picky, but extremely exact and accurate about everything. It often takes you a long time to make decisions, but you often get good results. -Soul mate: Black sheep -In conflict with: Tan Giraffe

AD. Ocre and Gray (OG) Dolphin -You are a good friend to others, and love to have fun. People lighten up because of you, even if sometimes you act pretty weird. -Soul mate: Bronze Goat -In conflict with: Peach Pig

AE. Magenta Squirrel -You are good company and are always in a good mood, but you can be odd and slow at times -Soul mate: Peach Pig -In conflict with: Black Sheep

AF. Silver and Red (SR) Wolf -You are strong and most of the time naïve, but when it comes to love you know it all, you prefer to be quite around Adults. -Soul mate: Gold Falcon -In conflicted with: Maroon Panda

It’s called a stellium when you have several planets in a single house or sign. Whether three or four planets should be the minimum is debatable; personally, I believe three or more is a comfortable standard. Stellia, when present, are vital factors in the natal chart. They indicate a considerable cluster of energies that demands attention & development, and paints a vivid picture of the native’s patterns, motives, lessons to learn, and potential.

If you believe in karma, a stellium may suggest that the native has dues to pay, so to speak – the opposing house or sign could’ve been overdeveloped in their past life and now it is time to restore balance. If they have a “heavy” stellium (with many volatile energies involved), it may be considered a punishment. Even if you don’t believe in karma, however, there is still something karmic about the stellium, if only in the sense of personal growth. The more planets there are in a house or sign, the more that house’s theme or sign’s energy will either (a) come naturally to you, or (b) call for advancement. It is likely that sign stellia imply an abundance of that particular archetype’s energy in the native’s psyche, and the house stellia are what require healing, expansion, and awareness. There are many ways to interpret stellia; below, I’ve tried to break down my method of doing so as simply as possible.

The sun’s presence in a stellium indicates that the sign’s energy or the house’s theme is a fundamental & innate part of the native’s identity. It may also mean that the sign or house must be accepted or grown into. The moon’s presence in a stellium indicates that the sign’s energy or the house’s theme lies at the native’s core, there are habits formed around it, and emotions are filtered through it. Pain or comfort may be attached to it. Mercury’s presence in a stellium indicates that the sign’s energy or the house’s theme is a learning process that the native will likely share with others. Teaching their findings or forming a way of life around them is probable. Venus’ presence in a stellium indicates that the sign’s energy or the house’s theme is softened and modified (by either the native or the person/group of people associated with the sign or house) to be more pleasant & “beautiful” in whatever sense. It may be ideally expressed through art or in relationships. It is very likely that there will be an amount of romanticization involved with it. Mars’ presence in a stellium indicates that the sign’s energy or the house’s theme is a part of what drives & inspires the native. It may have a violent or otherwise volatile inclination, and will probably produce intensity or conflict. Jupiter’s presence in a stellium indicates that the sign’s energy or the house’s theme produces a fruitful journey throughout the native’s life. It may or may not be very fun (depending on other planets involved), but it promises a positive result, as it is cultivating & expanding the qualities of that area of life (or self). Saturn’s presence in a stellium indicates that the sign’s energy or the house’s theme has detrimental tendencies that will, at some point, be painfully abolished & replaced with a more mature and/or healthy method of approach. Much struggle and unhappiness will take place there, but you’ll learn from it. Uranus’ presence in a stellium indicates that the sign’s energy or the house’s theme is dynamic and may have a strange or “urgent” feeling to it; the former is caused by unconventionality and the latter is caused by the inevitability of change taking place in that area of life or self. It may also be a crucial part of a bigger picture, a revolutionary bloom that’ll take place outside of the native. Neptune’s presence in a stellium indicates that the sign’s energy or the house’s theme is a buried or neglected part of the native’s psyche that affects them on a subconscious & often uncontrollable or invisible level. This is usually detrimental, but sometimes it is similar to the moon’s presence in a stellium. Pluto’s presence in a stellium indicates that the sign’s energy or the house’s theme is a chaotic & powerful force that causes immense pain, turmoil, conflict, disturbance, and, most importantly, profound transformation. The troubles will be destructive and recurrent, but with each cycle the native is further refined.

Aries stellium: the native’s sense of self is prominent & innate. They know how to assert & fight for themselves, sometimes to excess. Taurus stellium: the native’s sense of security is prominent & innate. They know how to establish themselves in life, sometimes to excess. Gemini stellium: the native’s ability to communicate is prominent & innate. They know how to share themselves, sometimes to excess. Cancer stellium: the native’s ability to nurture is prominent & innate. They know how to protect themselves, sometimes to excess. Leo stellium: the native’s sense of worth is prominent & innate. They know how to project themselves, sometimes to excess. Virgo stellium: the native’s sense of imperfection is prominent & innate. They know how to improve themselves (or think they do), sometimes to excess. Libra stellium: the native’s ability to create peace is prominent & innate. They know how to balance (or unbalance) themselves, sometimes to excess. Scorpio stellium: the native’s ability to transform is prominent & innate. They know how to repair (or destroy) themselves, sometimes to excess. Sagittarius stellium: the native’s sense of expansion is prominent & innate. They know how to develop themselves (their minds), sometimes to excess. Capricorn stellium: the native’s sense of duty is prominent & innate. They know how to build themselves and their lives, sometimes to excess. Aquarius stellium: the native’s ability to reinvent is prominent & innate. They know how to change themselves and others, sometimes to excess. Pisces stellium: the native’s ability to imagine is prominent & innate. They know how to elevate themselves and others, sometimes to excess. (The signs & their ruling planets may have similar affects on a stellium, depending on the overall nature of the chart.)