i was brought in on a palanquin

I laughed so fucking hard at this

Moisés Yagües - Tetris Game, 2026 - Acrylic on wood

you dont have to save someone from drowning even if youre a strong swimmer. even in death youre not required to donate organs and that could save several people. you can kill someone if you truly believe your safety is at risk. we dont mandate preservation of life over autonomy in any of these circumstances.

I enjoy reading the work of swifties because its fruitful 2 explore mindsets and experiences different from my own. For example: i think both of those lines are dogshit

The snapewives wrote a crazy amount of fanfiction about Snape, both erotic and otherwise. Plus they had their own prayers, ceremonies, shrines… shit was wild. The whole religion fell apart when one of the leaders criticized Snape and was subsequently bullied out of the community and another decided that the one true god was actually Jethro Gibbs from NCIS.

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3,000 years ago…

I mean I’m also not surprised, having read like a dozen chapters of it and then bailed because it was too self-righteous and condescending.

The Creature 💚

It is so insane to call for a system in which legislation can never be changed, and I would think everything going on right now would be a pretty damn striking example of why. (Also the hilarious naïveté of talking like it’s all down to just what the president does. Everyone telling on themselves about exactly how we got here through this collective stupidity.)

Ivan Bilibin, sketch for set design of Rimsky-Korsakov's opera 'The Legend of the Invisible City of Kitezh and the Maiden Fevroniya', 1934

I hope he continues to be confused and vaguely pissy forever

The Scarecrow by Madame Alexander