the royal y'all

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

time spent loving will never be time wasted. even if that love ends. i have to believe this or i will go crazy. signed by. girl

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

Thinking about how Mary performed femininity to please John and Dean performed masculinity to please John, about how Mary tried to ignore the itch to hunt and Dean had to smother the urge to nest, about how Mary was everything John wanted Dean to be and Dean was everything John believed Mary was, about how this man who was so important to both of them never really knew either of them at all.

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me