Crraaazzzy

Batkids who are so fucking ecstatic when they don't have to be the leader so they can just turn their brains off and hit things.

the dinner with your parents is HORRIFICALLY awkward if you're married to orlock. 10/10 exactly what i expected from introducing my dad's biggest hater as my husband

You don’t know much about him at all, when he introduced himself you learned he was an ex-soldier recently turned firefighter.

Other than that you’d only really exchanged names and small talk.

Price is woken up to loud banging on his door, having dozed off on the couch during a football match he didn’t really care about.

He rubs his eyes, grumbling like a very tired bear, as he opens the door.

He’s suddenly very awake as he comes to terms with what is in front of him. You’re stood there holding what can only be described as a saucepan of fire.

You just stand there holding it, looking up at him in visible panic, until his brain finally kicks into gear and he takes it from you.

He brings the pan into his house, sets it on the kitchen floor, wets a cloth, and covers it.

Before you can thank him he starts a half an hour rant about fire safety, sitting you on his sofa and pacing the living room in front of you.

While you would like to say you were listening and reflecting on your actions, he had decided to sleep in a pair of grey sweatpants and no t-shirt.

Eventually he catches onto the fact your eyes don’t leave his chest and waist and just stands in front of you, arms crossed, frowning.

“Fire safety is serious.”

they are serious about bets

usual rounds..

Simon is Johnny’s true home in human form. He’s something the Scot could never bear to lose. His steady comfort when shit hit the fan and he needed a warm place to lay his head and hide.

Gaz is the brother he wish he’d had growing up. He would’ve definitely been the one chasing Soap with a knife. Staying up late watching telly, trying not to wake ma up with laughter.

Price is the dad he wish he’d had.

He remembers brief snippets of his father. But they were never kind memories—so he paints over them with the Captain.

Sunday dinners, getting his first car, shooting his first gun, having his first drink, his first heartbreak. Painted over to make the memories fonder.

Laswell reminds him of his ma. Strict when needed, but filled with enough love to share with everyone. Always offering a gentle hand when the lad was in over his head.

Johnny of course sometimes misses the family he never got to have, the people he lost. Hell some nights he’s cried himself to sleep over it. But he wouldn’t change this family for anything….

He loved them all so much.

on missions first one out when given the go ahead, does not care to eat first nor if the bed roll is set as long as there's nothing pointy it's a perfect sleeping surface for you 

you've slept on every single member of 141

soap is a touchy person in general so he welcomes your dead weight slumping against him no questions needed anytime anywhere. he's got you covered

gaz most times is fine with it, is more okay when it's more private like in his room or the rec room. something about wanting to seem professional in public.

ghost, only at night only whenever you look more lost/distressed/etc than usual in his private room something about you being too vulnerable sleeping and he needs to watch your six. he uses you as his emotional support weighted blanket

price something about you knocking out in his office while doing paperwork so he carried you to bed, it was a long mission you deserved it

nik it was a restock/layover and you pulled the long stick so you got to stay as the rest of the team checked the perimeter. he's v warm so much so as you sit next to him you sleep on his shoulder

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-