THAT HEAVENLY MELODY!

For the last 15 years I've been embezzling part of the state budget into giving teenage lesbians edgy scythes. The economic impact has been minimal but we're getting chuuni polycule drama that the mainland could barely dream of!

This is what your GST goes towards. Remember to be proud of that.

Read the first part, thought it was about soul eater anime, read the rest, very confused now

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

AI girlfriend might want to kill me so I'm now scared of AI girlfriend

If these things go full i have no mouth we'd have it well deserved

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

what a weird map lol why is aotearoa all the way off to the side?? do they really have these things in your schools? i guess they put them next to the normal map so you feel more relevant or something?

Mine is the normal map. You find it in all the official literature and such. 🙄

ohhhhh of course, like in your northern hemisphere regional textbooks, that's so cute

she let me hit cuz i let her hit. me

(talking to toddler) dude. what's the one thing they tell you not to do with regards to spilled milk. come on man, get it together

DO NOT DO ANY WORK WHILE ON THE CLOCK OPEN YOUR GOOGLE DOCS ON YOUR PHONE AND WRITE GAY FANFIC. IGNORE YOUR MANAGER IGNORE CUSTOMERS. DO IT ON YOHR PHONE NOW TODAY. START TODAY RIGHT NOW. DO IT NOW

GOOD MORNING ITS TIME TO SLACK OFF. YOU ARE NOTHING TO THEM. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT NUMBERS ON A PAGE. THE FIC YOU WRITE WILL MAKE A REAL PERSON SMILE. IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY. NONE OF THIS IS REAL LETS CREATE ART ON THE CLOCK!!!!

Love the word "also". I have more things to say