escaped lab experiment

Whats up tunblr basically i just wrote this book with tons of dope fan fiction trope buzz woeds and gay characters fucking & sucking each other the entire book U will like it automaticaly i think since it has those blaze ths shit imediately🔥🔥🔥

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

the kitten would not say this

FACT CHECK: the kitten did not say that

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

I heavily fw bro

mammals whenever they encounter any sort of problem: hold on let me secrete a useful fluid

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

*smiles* *likes something secret in a secret way*