escaped lab experiment

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

a blog with this single post on it just followed me and then immediately unfollowed me

sit

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

A herd of Zebu cattle crossing a river together. via

I would liveblog Anything

thank god thank god, my favourite image has come back to me once more

this is what it’s all about

are those my only options