LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

HEDGEHOG STEWSDAY

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

Thank you for making me laugh. I wonder what will happen tomorrow

For the purposes of statements like "You shouldn't base your understanding of queer politics purely on what you've experienced online," Seattle counts as online.