Niko

My head hurts from the headphones but without them it hurts way more.

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

Forever a classic

Indeed, this should never die.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

*goes for the field of unethical architecture*

*cutely throws pasta at you*

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

are you a hamburger

Yeah man

Nah, weed leaced hamburger

*cutely throws pasta at you*

i do not put any information in my bio or my pinned post. my new followers know nothing about my interests. each post i make is like a surprise egg to them /affirmation

Dont do it, be an enigma

teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

Please stop going into my kitchen, it's empty like a billionaire's heart

Look at the glory of this fat fuck

I'm Tumbling

Could you like.. ummm... Fumble a little as well?