Nikko

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

Brilliant.

What the hell is this? :O

Me at 1000 years old

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

you’d be lying if he didn’t go all ‘just gimme a sec’ and comes back 3 seconds later with a fucking flying car that he made one night in his sLEEP

^^ 10/10 tony behavior

excellent. now imagine steve and bucky starting to make up things howard had promised them and tony desperately tries to invent those things as their requests get wilder and wilder, and it takes an embarrassingly long time for tony to realize they had been trolling him all along and howard had never conceived any of that stuff

Part of me feels like even after he finds out they are trolling, he keeps going because NOW it’s a challenge because they clearly keep making it more impossible and he’s not about to give up against two 80 year old children.

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wake up australia 

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke.

Australia: the only country where it is necessary to sign a peace treaty with the birds in order to stay unmangled.

They lost a war against emus. The the magpie stories are unsurprising.

what… what happened with the emus

The Great Emu War of 1932: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

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